“Sundqvist made the wrong and dangerous choice well before any split-second decision point.”

Yeah, except that Grzelcyk didn’t turn his back to Sundqvist “well before” anything. 

“Neither of those cities is a real bastion of inclusiveness.”

Only one of them has an owner who is clearly influencing how penalties are being called in his team’s playoff run.

I heard the original ending had Jean snapping her fingers...

Hopefully he’ll get the same suspension the Torey Krug got for skating full-tilt up the ice and launching himself like a missile at Robert Thomas without even pretending he was making any kind of hockey play.

“Could it be ... could it be pee?”

I guess one could think that. If they had never seen beer before. Or piss. 

“A pox on him. Specifically his penis. I hope it falls off.”

“I think it goes something like “It’s not fair. I can’t have what they have, and I should have it. But, since I can’t be brought up to what I see is their level, I will bring them down to mine.””

How is it “like” that, when they’s specifically attempting to “rise” to their level and have shown absolutely no interest in…

“Might as well just go with prostitutes. At least it’s an honest exchange.”

Too bad you didn’t think of that before dropping 30K, huh? 

“I’m not sure how it would taste like anything else.”

It doesn’t taste like “anything else”, it tastes like nothing.

And I’m sorry that you’ve apparently never had actual, real, freshly baked bread that tastes like bread.

Interesting. I haven’t encountered that. Locally, the pan pizza is the same price as everything that isn’t stuffed crust.

You should stop blaming your wife for mediocre ideas.

“A simple “Nah, that ain’t my thing” would have been fine.”

Jesus, get over yourself.

“I see where I’ve gone wrong in my life: I become fast friends with most of my pot dealers, but never thought about doing the same with theatre owners.”

To be fair, none of what Zod is doing is dependent on being friends with a theatre owner. He didn’t get his seats for free and there’s no mention of free bourbon…

Good. Let them waste their time and money on this. What’s the problem?

The more time they spend in some asshole’s back room getting prettied up, the less time they’re going to spend pricing van rentals so that they can plow through a group of women.

“Or maybe it’s your tastes that have changed and not the subs?”

Nah. Subway’s bread used to taste like bread and it doesn’t anymore.
Other places that I’ve gone too? Their bread still tastes like bread.
So no, it’s not my taste that has changed.

“Then I saw that pan was extra and won’t go anymore.”

What Pizza Hut are you going to that charges extra for pan pizza? 

“The other is a couple of great characters and performances stuck in a less than stellar picture.”

I’d say that perfectly describes both movies. 

The audience didn’t like the “taste” of your movie because nobody likes the taste of shit.

“I never hear meat eaters say they miss Arby’s, either”

Right, because meat eaters don’t have to miss Arby’s. Because they can still get Arby’s.

You get that, right? 

It’s your right to feel that way, Georgia.