My question is, doesn’t Amy Heckerling have gaydar?

“Was there anyone NOT fucking Stifler’s mom twenty years ago?”

Chris Kattan. 

1) Everything before it stopped being about spies.
2) Everything after it stopped being about spies.

“it seems even the deadest among the cast are back for the film.”

Jesus, what kind of asshole do you have to be to ignore the ACTUAL dead cast members just so you can make a stupid, unfunny, inaccurate joke?

The *deadest* among the cast are actually fucking dead, fuckface.

“Honestly most of it is because of Larson being pretty vocal about wanting tohear from more than just white dudes when it comes to press junkets and filmcriticism”

Oh, that is bull fucking shit.

“The article also paints with a broad brush, suggesting that if you criticize the scene for *any* reason— for example, because you find it preachy or ham-fisted— you must be a meathead.”

No it doesn’t. 

“You think if Rambo (or any hyper-masculine hero played by the likes of Stallone, Schwarzenegger, The Rock, et al.) encountered this biker, he’d do anything less than rip his arm out of its socket and beat him over the head with it?”

I mean...yes? I do think that none of them would do what you described... I’m not sure…

“That’s unlikely, as Thor literally sailed away”

Literally, huh? 

Way to definitely get my point.

I love Karen Kilgariff. She’s amazing and hilarious and the reason I started listening to MFM.
Georgia Hardstark is the reason I stopped listening. 

“If you want to get technical about it, the actual filaments are called hyphae.”

Nobody wants to get technical about it and nobody is impressed with you.

Just FYI.

Fuck. Off. Creep.

“If they had a meaty non-meat it wouldn’t hurt a damn thing.”

Who said anything about it hurting them? 

“and as fate would have it, the gambit worked. Arby’s came back, against the odds.”

This is the part you should’ve read instead of assuming that my comment was based on the slogan and lying about having read it.

Wait until you step into the present day.

“...such as choosing to limit you customer base (and therefore, sales) when there clearly is a market for vegetarian fast-food options?”

I guess you missed the whole part of the article that states they’ve surged in popularity since embracing “the meats”, right? 

“No you don’t idiot you just have to make sandwiches”

YEAH, president of Arby’s. Go back to making sandwiches, which is the main responsibility of the president of a company. 

“People who love meat often have friends who don’t.”

Sure, but have you ever heard a vegan say “But what I really miss is Arby’s”?

“Waiting for most of these fast food meat alternative products to go the way of the McLean Deluxe.”

Well, nobody’s going to mistake you for being bright. 

“Am I overreacting?”

You wrote a letter to some stranger on the internet, what do you think?