Now, just imagine if you’d tried the fucking potato salad the first time.

So to recap, you got sick once and have no idea how it happened.

Thanks for contributing.

“this really just seems like common sense based on a lifetime of eating.”

Doesn’t that describe pretty much every single Salty Waitress column?

I can see why they’d want to bring it back.

“A horse race is beyond your control too, but people aren’t that calm when their 60-1 pick loses by a nose.”

You know he’s not losing the race, right? He’s still going to get an insane amount of money. 

““Yeah, maybe he has a chance.””

I mean yeah, sure, I guess...if you haven’t watched the show at all. 

I’m pretty sure Linda Hamilton did the mo-cap for Drogon.

“I’m especially looking forward to watching James Cameron plaster his denim-shirt-wearing ass all over the marketing for this thing telling everyone how great it is”

A Cameron endorsement would be about as meaningful to me as Stephen King praising a pile of shit like the Pet Sematary abortion. 

“blumhouse’s terminator.”

What I love about the original is that it’s basically a slasher movie with a sci-fi bent.  

“but he’ll be digitally de-aged”

If that was digitally de-aged Arnold then I’m very, very worried for him... 

“It was meant to be a surprise twist - the entire movie up until Arnold tells John “GET DOWN” is set up to make you think that the T-1000 is a human from the future sent to protect John.”

Right, so up until the inciting incident. 

“I’d personally change it”

Why would you actively want to be wrong? 

“Jai Courtney is still the worst of the two.”

Is he though? His Captain Boomerang was better than anything Sam Worthington has done. 

“Here’s the thing with Marky Mark”

HERE’S the thing with Marky Mark: they came to him to do reshoots and he demanded more money. He knew that they needed him and he milked them for it.

“That sounds like a plausible explanation. So if that’s the case, why not say that in response to the question?”

Because he can say whatever the fuck he pleases and has absolutely no duty to give the time of day to someone asking a leading, loaded, stupid question. 

“I slowly lose my ability to be an ally”

Yeah, you were never an ally. 

“Okay now if you’ll excuse me I must brutally murder everyone here.”

Ah, so in your version of Tarantino’s movie Manson was not only THERE, but actually took part in the killings too?
 

“How?”

Because, if anything, he’s known for strong female characters. 

As long as she was barefoot when she did it...

Yeah, we can’t all be heroes like you.