Yes, just like she failed at wearing other peoples’ faces, what with her completely nonexistent wearing-other-peoples’-faces experience.

“Sequels would be messing with the finished art but prequels wouldn’t?”

Yes. Because the prequels take place A THOUSAND YEARS before GoT and would involve exactly ZERO characters from GoT.

It’s a very, very, very basic concept that even the stupidest of people should be able to understand.

I know, right? The only worthwhile thing about women is their looks.

“(And let’s be honest - Keri Russell is going to get, like, five minutes of screen time at most. If there’s one thing this new generation of SW films loves to do, it’s introduce characters played by great actors who basically exist as cameos to be expanded upon in other media.)”

The new generation? You should pay…

“Let’s take these female actresses with a history of portraying strong nuanced women (Gwendoline Christie, Lupita Nyong’o) and give them one note characters and fully cover them in helmets or completely redo them in CGI!”

Isn’t horrible that they continually do that to women, yet you can’t find a single instance of a…

As long as you’re comfortable.

“but even that has a brilliant opening montage.”

Funny story about that. The opening was outsourced to another company. Snyder had nothing to do with it. 

Nah, it’s a fuck you to them as well, they just didn’t realize it until they grew up.

“But shouldn’t that have been a Red Flag to them?”

Why would that be a red flag? The comic was written by someone who hates superheroes.

Or did you think Watchmen was a love letter to superheroes?

“His “successes” (a dubious term at best) are thanks to having graphic novels storyboard every camera angle and cut.”

Have you seen his comic book adaptations? You consider those successes? 

Wow, you are really, really up your own ass.

“I’m pretty sure tha’s my point you’re regurgitating here.”

“Which he is. He always has been.”

Jesus, it’s amazing to encounter people who don’t understand the difference between “Batman has killed” and “Batman has always been a stone cold killer.”

The basic lack of understanding is just astounding... 

“Trump also loves The Fountainhead, by the way.

““Sucker Punch is a fuck you to a lot of people who will watch it.””

A lot of people? It is a fuck you to EVERYONE who wasted their time on it. 

“Outside of the remake of Dawn of the Dead and The Watchmen, has he made any really good movies.”

No, and in fact one of the ones you deem to be good is a shitty, terrible movie that completely misses the point of the masterpiece comic book of which it is an adaptation. 

Yes, I’m sexist because I don’t like his movie about women who fantasize that they’re superheroes while they’re being sexually assaulted over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

“but they take up a ton of room in the garbage can.”

If only those clamshells weren’t solid, then you could maybe fill them with a bunch of other garbage to counteract the immense amount of space they take up. 

“Uhh fuck off with that?”

You, and I and EVERYONE ELSE knows that’s she’s talking about a very fucking specific situation.

So how about YOU fuck off with THAT?

Only if your priorities are WAY THE FUCK out of whack.