“Did they not see Dany’s brother burned with molten gold back in Season 1?”

Huh, I’m curious if YOU watched that scene.

Thanks for pointing out the thing that didn’t need to be pointed out at all because why the fuck would A-N-Y-O-N-E think that needs to be pointed out?

I mean, the subtitle of the movie was “prepare for war”. Seems likely that a story wouldn’t close out with “and then they prepared for war. The End.”

Not to mention that Keanu has said countless times in the lead-up to this movie that he was prepared to keep playing John Wick until they ran out of stories...

“That he likes the impression isn’t a big shock, especially considering Herzog’s guest appearances on The Simpsons and Rick And Morty and general willingness to poke fun at himself.”

His scene in an episode of Parks & Recreation is easily my favourite scene from the entire show.

“While Boyle has his moments here (the “Spice Boys,” even the John Smith/Pocahontas line), he surprisingly doesn’t contribute much to this episode.”

I’m not sure how surprising it is, since Boyle’s gotten short shrift for most of this season.

“Dan Goor (who directed this episode and co-wrote it with Luke Del Tredici)…

I hope this guy is slowly crushed by a steamroller.

You have no taste. You suck.

“Any criticism of the show ... is dismissed as “but it was FORESHADOWED only idiots couldn’t see that.””

No, not any criticism. Just the one that’s based on people willfully ignoring the years of foreshadowing.

“(and there’s a LOT of it – the RT scores have tanked and that petition just cleared 400,000)“

Well, since GoT…

“Some have argued the show set up her descent into madness for years, but it’s just not true.”

“Seriously, a sole episode or two dedicated to show, say Varys’s letters reaching the other kingdoms and them turning on Dany, Sansa building the anti Dany resentment, a reveal that Varys was indeed trying to poison her, Cersei using the reveal to paint Dany and Jon as the return of the mad targaryens to the common…

“That’s gotta mean something.”

Yeah, it means that one half of one percent of people who watched the show were pissed off enough to sign a petition.

One half. Of one percent.

So yeah, it basically means absolutely nothing.

“Its the fact that they clearly rushed through it.”

Oh, go fuck yourself with that. That’s not what it was AT ALL. It’s whiny dipshits who stupidly named their dumb kids Danerys because they ignore the seven years of foreshadowing. 

“Your journey to better sweet potato fries starts now”

Step 1) throw out your sweet potato fries

“The fourth season of Rick And Morty gets a premiere date”

November is not a date.

“It’s like a kid who goes to Harvard completely on their parents dime but is miserable there, and instead of just being able to leave, the kid’s parents are telling them how grateful they should be, how much they should love it, etc.”

Yeah, except that it’s not like that at all. In any way. At all.

“Sitting in lukewarm water for thirty minutes isn’t appealing to me
 but I also have a very basic bathroom, too.”

“it’s time to speak out against a long-standing myth regarding what goes in the tub and what absolutely should not”

Oh my god, go fuck yourself. 

“Do you know how long this Mad Queen theory has been around? About two weeks.”

The very graph you link shows that it was around at least as early as May 2014. Whoops, actually April 2012, if you extend the timeline.

Is that two weeks to you? It’s been TRENDING for two weeks, it has been AROUND for much longer.

Anyhow, I…

“Dany’s face heel turn has only two episode’s worth of buildup.”

Only if you’ve been actively ignoring her story. 

“It’s abut the quality of those changes.”

No, it’s about people mistaking their subjective opinion with objective fact.