Same here.

But make sure to bring a pencil or something to help you dig the turkey sandwich out of the flask. WHY do they make flak holes so small?

Cool. So, what if I just got off work and I’m seeing a 5:30 showing of Avengers Endgame and only have time to stop and grab a Big Mac to go so that I can get there in time?

Wanna condescend to me about that too, fuckface?

“It’s insane that people can eat a literal shit-tonne of popcorn and still be hungry half-way through a movie.”

Any more insane than your assumption that people bringing in an entire meal have already eaten a large popcorn and a giant bag of M&Ms? 

“I have yet to see any posted rule regarding water bottles at any movie theater I’ve been to.”

So water doesn’t fall under the “drink” part of no outside food or drink? 

“Would you like that theater to continue providing you said enjoyable movies?”

Yes. That’s why I pay $15 to the theatre to sit in their seat and watch the movie. 

“Oh, so you are allowed to declare rules for someone else’s business, but the business owners are not?”

Yes.
Because as it turns out, there’s nothing illegal about bringing outside food into a theatre. 

“Agreed; just how fucking glutinous are you that both a small bag of popcorn, a box of candy and a small drink aren’t enough to nourish you through a 2-and-a-half-hour movie?”

How much of a stupid, stupid, stupid asshole do you have to be to not understand that this has nothing to do with how filling popcorn is? 

“But sheez, if you don’t want to pay for expensive movie food, eat before or after the movie.”

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself. You eat can eat when you want to eat, I’ll eat when I want to eat. 

“it’s not possible for him to criticize the character judgement of the Giants without criticizing the character of Ballantine.”

What are you talking about?
Francesa doesn’t give a flying shit about the player, his entire rant was against the Giants. 

“Isn’t Francesa’s statement more of an indictment of the Giants than the player?”

Yeah, it’s entirely an indictment of the Giants. That’s the entire point of his rant is that it reflects badly on the Giants.

How was that not clear to you?

“I mean if they had enough for the whole army”

They didn’t. None of the Dothraki had dragon glass. 

“The age-old adage on films still applies, don’t tell your audiences anything that you should be showing your audience.”

Well, they showed her leading the Asgardians against Thanos...
If you want to ignore it that’s fine, but don’t pretend it didn’t happen.

This.

She’d clearly been the leader for some time while Thor sat in his house playing video games.

“Also, her haircut. Why did she get a haircut”

Have you not gotten a haircut in the past five+ years? 

“I mean, 2018 Thanos had to struggle with killing his kid to get what he wanted.”

Sorry, was him “struggling” with it a cut scene? 

“Deus Ex”

Could you PLEASE learn what this means so you can stop using it so ignorantly?

“God what a horrible episode. For me, it ruins the entire series and makes me question whether I should even finish it”

Well, at least you didn’t have a pathetic, childish reaction to an episode of television. 

I feel bad for people who outright refuse to try and pay attention just because it’s dark.

I really hated that smirk, followed by the casual stroll he goes off afterwards.

“We don’t definitively know if Sam, Podrick, Brienne, Jamie, Tormund, Gendry, and Greyworm are dead.”

In fact we know definitively that they’re all alive.