“(Except for Deus Ex Arya)“

If nothing else, I wish people would learn what a deus ex machina actually is.

Something that was foreshadowed FIVE F*CKING YEARS AGO isn’t a deus ex machina. 

“And even if the call was bad Vegas’ PK never should have given up four goals.”

Yeah, and they wouldn’t have given up four power play goals if a major penalty wasn’t called.

UNDERSTAND????? 

“It’s not the officials’ fault that Vegas couldn’t get it done in Game 5 or Game 6.”

Exactly.

And it IS their fault that the Sharks were on a major power play which allowed them to score multiple goals.

How are people so fucking stupid that they can’t understand this basic point?

Yes, Vegas fucked up by not winning games…

“Two of the best refs taken out because Vegas collapsed.”

You’re a fool.

“This entire post is about how this version is longer”
That’s not what the post is about at all. 

If he respected our bladders he wouldn’t have made such an overstuffed, bloated movie.

“This scene and Jon’s revelation to Dany makes me think it’s more and more likely that she goes Mad King on everyone once the battle is over.”

I agree, but because it seems so obvious, I also wonder if there’s going to be some kind of swerve.

I’m sure everything will be more clear when Khal Drogo shows up again. 

I hear that Emilia is trying to find your contact information so she can send profuse thanks to you for standing up to all those mean people.

She might even want to marry you!

“Stastny was the one that should have gotten the call. Throwing Pav down onto the ice is what caused the bleeding.”

Good god you’re stupid. 

“giving up four goals at a rate of one goal per minute in the third period of a Game 7 is typically not getting screwed.”

Yeah, never mind that they gave up four goals because they were shorthanded for five minutes when they shouldn’t have been.

But hey, why should context matter, right? 

“I think the call was legit.”

Well, you’re a fucking idiot. 

“It’s that it wastes too much time and it seems directionless.”

Yeah, because the entire first season is completely divergent from the comic. 

“ Also, Goldberg & Rogen didn’t fuck up Preacher at all”

Completely. They fucked it up completely. 

Or not. Like, at all.

“McElhenney, somehow looking grubbier than Mac ever has”

When does Mac look grubby in It’s Always Sunny? 

“Less collected were Makar’s parents, Gary and Laura.”

They seemed pretty collected to me. 

“But the current Jeopardy! champ is a close second—quite literally: He’s now the second-place earner behind Jennings.”

$450k is not “close” to $2.5M. He’s in second, but absolutely not “a close second”.

“I have yet to meet a woman who can’t pronounce the word “penguin.””

Liev Schreiber did the VO when the NHL and HBO did a doc series about the NHL’s outdoor game between the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins. It was a four-hour series and I had to listen to Schreiber say “Panguins” about 483 million times. 

“has everything to do with putting down addicts, right?”

This is easily the fucking stupidest comment I’ve read.

Fuck you, it has nothing to do with putting down ANYONE. You can take your completely disingenuous bullshit and fuck right off. 

“Why are you panicking about the things you’re panicking about?”

Um, because I’m high.