“They faked a financial document using the personal details of a woman they’ve never met.”

Name. They used a name. 

“Somehow, in the football 60 minutes equals 3 hours.”

Do you really not see the irony in this comment? 

“-“Hey, Kylo lied and Rey’s parents are really Yoda and Chewbaca.” is not a retcon, it’s new information.”

Jeepers, someone DOES need to look up the word retcon.
Oh look, I did.

“I’ve got things to do.” 

““Movie jail” is real. He’s been there.”

“Somebody” should lie to him? 

“[Kaku] definitely meant to hit the board”

Maybe he’d be less frustrated if he had better aim.

“yesterday was an historical moment in sports”

Yeah, it reminded us of those other umpteen times that Tiger won a tournament.

So “historical”.

“You don’t gotta be rich to play to public courses bud”

Yeah, the guy commenting on the fucking MASTERS is probably talking about gold being played on public courses. 

Fun fact: worldwide, the Vikander movie made $52,000 less than Angie’s first one. And it cost $31,000,000 less than Angie’s first one.

Sounds to me like it was more financially successful.

Anything else you want to say in order to prove how stupid you are?

“it exhausting to decide you’re going to hate a movie based on speculation from a 90 second trailer.”

That would be ridiculous. But this trailer is 123 seconds. There’s more than enough footage to decide if the movie will be good or not. 

“Trailer seems to pretty firmly refute that.”

Are you at all, in any way, familiar with Star Wars? 

Well, they’re not going to turn all the women into housewives and all the people of colour into white people, so you might not want to hold your breath.

Is there a reason you’re trying SO HARD not to understand a pretty basic thing that was plastered allllllllllll over the movie?

“But now that we know Disney had NO plan for the trilogy”

Now??

We also knew that from the countless times Abrams, the producers and everyone affiliated with Lucasfilm have said exactly over and over and over since 2013.

Great, now I’ve got to watch this???

“if not wading into the soul-sucking abyss that is social media culture isn’t the healthiest thing any of us could be doing for ourselves.”

Where in the actual fuck did you get that from? 

“Probably a lot of the movies would be stupid but I think that, at the least, they’d be interesting stupid...”

Probably none of them resemble films, because to write, shoot, edit and release a movie in three weeks is almost literally impossible. 

“So you mean an actor plays a part in a fictional universe and then believes other things in her real personal life and that makes her the “wisest motherfucker of all”?”

It’s even dumber than that, because what the article says is that, somehow, it’s the FANS who are the wisest of all.
Because they’re fans of a show in…

Cool.