“how many just want to be part of it for greed, power, influence, whatever?”

Sorry, the greed? What greed? The greed of SPENDING hundreds of thousands of dollars in order to read some hacky sci-fi ideas?

“which is why fans of The Handmaid’s Tale might be the wisest motherfuckers of all. For instance: Elisabeth Moss is phenomenal on the series, which is a fantastic and eerily familiar tale about the societal oppression of women and marginalized groups.”

Wait.

Person falls for lame April Fool’s Day joke and spends 735 words crying about it.

“Maybe it’s just me, but when a business tries to tell me I’m not cool enough to be a customer, I take their word for it.”

Wow. Play the victim card much? 

“Headline is a little confusing.”
-The AV Club

“What is the purpose of dry clean only clothes?”

They cover your exposed skin and protect you from the elements. 

“don’t be a fucking jerk.”

“a pass for the press box annex apparently from 1945 bearing the line “NO WOMEN ALLOWED.””

“Pins rarely come out of nowhere anymore”

Yeah, unless you’ve ever watched a single wrestling event. 

I would’ve gone with Faux-kandan.

“So the creepy element is more a former child actress trying to recruit a current child actress to her cult, as someone who would understand their potential vulnerabilities”

“Who should play the leads?”

Alison Mack should be played by Kristen Bell (who auditioned for Chloe back in the day).

As for Keith Raniere? There’s really only once choice: Tom Welling. 

“In a particularly creepy twist”

Curious what makes that more “particularly” creepy than ALLLLLLLLLLL the other people who they did manage to recruit? 

“but you see he’s not this evil mastermind.”

So he’s *just* pure evil? Well, that’s nice.

And absolute horseshit. 

No YOU’RE stupid!

Better? :)

Spoiler alert: It’s Thor, dragging the corpse of Loki to the micmac burial ground.

You thought it was scary? I guess that explains it all.

“Why the fuck would you keep HIM of all the cast?”

He *is* mostly awful but he was also one of the better things about the first movie. Either way, I’m assuming that some cast members will be coming back and that most of them will be killed in the first act.

I know so.

“was only going to make her parents happy.”

I heard, from her mouth, that she was going because she didn’t want to miss the parties.

But yes, let’s all cry for the poor little rich social media influencer. 

“None of this was her idea”

Yeah? Did Olivia Jade tell you that during one of your frequent heart to heart chats?