That sounds so Joey like 

In fairness, regarding the pen, noone told him it would be like that.

LOVE all this and the way you told it. 

Ungreyed! That’s the nicest story out of the comments.

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

He was off drugs and extremely courteous, so I’d imagine it’s between drugs and asshole

I’ve told this story before, but in another context. Ten or so years ago, I was at the town market in Woodside, CA. Woodside sits mid-San Francisco peninsula and is home to some of the richest people in California. I grew up near there and often run into people I knew from grammar school, high school and college. Ahea…

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEeEEeee ooh look, it appears un-gray... stand by, let’s see if this works.

I worked at the Strand bookstore in New York in 2011-2012. One day, I showed up to work hungover and in a bad mood, and was waiting to talk to my manager about something when a guy tapped me on the shoulder to ask for help finding some books. In my surly state, I didn’t even look up at him, just rolled my eyes…

Bill Walton is possibly the greatest living American, and is absolutely famous.

I have been in a situation where a restraining order was being requested by a woman against a man where the female officer rolled her eyes and cocked her head as if to say “Really?” It was bad enough that it had to be revisited at a later date with a different officer. I’m not saying all cops are monsters or that in…

Sweetie

I was highly tempted to delete my FB post because like the comments here, there are far too many Depp fans who bought his abuse claims against Amber hook line and sinker. I am less interested in placing blame on either of them, but to highlight the culture of victim blaming and/or silencing. Just because Depp is…

Lol at the internet pretending Heard is just an innocent victim. She has a history that almost never gets brought up. They’re both trash - and at this point, running even more stories about them is purely for clicks. Just stop.

The shit people (and I use the word “people” in the loosest possible sense) are willing to overlook because they’re being paid is disgusting. 

His movies have been killing me for like a decade.  I should file a lawsuit.  

Probably because mutual abuse is a highly complex thing that is often a response to abuse and because in mutual abuse cases with equal aggression women still suffer 70% of all injuries

As a domestic abuse victim, and you know, a non-psychopath, it fucking enrages me to see for how long Johnny Depp’s abuse was coddled by people around him and how many people including his exes, managers, whatever, came out of the woodwork to protect him, lie for him, and excuse his abuse publicly when most of them…

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

Part of the double-edged nature of the Internet is that it never forgets. Sure, this man may temporarily be famous and wealthy, but he will be dragged every step of the way, and then eventually succumb to some scandal, injury, or some combination of the above. He cannot escape that he is racist white trash, no matter…