We bought a dumbphone for our dad because he was saying the same exact thing. Now he just whine that everyone has a nice techy phone but him. You can’t win.

Filed to: FREE THE NIPPLE

Brandon Routh IS the Christover Reeve Superman. Superman Returns was a sequel to Superman 2. Same character.

I wonder if they will eventually be available on DC Universe?

And, yet, here you are.

Well, he does have experience with at least some of GOT’s pertinent major themes:

Would that it were so simple.

“Thanos” was the name of his sled.

You dirty, dirty genius. Well played.

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Splintertown.”

You should have millions of stars for this. 

Actual LOL

Lighten up, Francois.

Because it’s not like there are literally hundreds of other websites you could click on at this very moment to get Trump free coverage of this event. 

Oh crap: he offered the T&P to the firefighters and not the building! That’s not going to work at all!!

So you’re saying Trump doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about?

Everybody just relax. The thoughts and prayers have been delivered and will put out the fire and restore the cathedral any moment now.

I’ve lived in LA (mostly Hollywood area) for nearly 7 years now, so these all feel like cheating, but they are true! (And the first one is from before I even moved here, so...)

When I was in high school, I worked in the pharmacy of a Wegman’s in upstate, NY. Our favorite, sweetest, nicest regular customer was Alec Baldwin’s mom (well, Mom to all the Baldwin boys), but I didn’t realize that she was their mom. She was an absolute darling and always brought us home baked goods and little gifts,…

I know it’s nitpicking, but Julie misspelled the lead actress’s name in Dora earlier. Every fucking week she posts these lazy weekend recaps with zero insight and multiple typos and I am just sick of Julie Muncy. I’m sure she’s passionate about the material but she’s goddamned sloppy in her fact checking and editing.