You line those fuckers up behind the other and set off a chain reaction.  That’s what you do.

Who can forget Cody Pickett’s Charge, the Battle of Kam Chancellorsville, or the Michael Vicksburg Campaign?

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Congratulations, Frog.  You’ve been boiled.

The problem is that is a continuing problem within the Trump administration — they keep on violating the Hatch Act. This isn’t an over exaggerated one off faux pas.

I’m convinced this whole thing is a put-on so these lowlifes can continue their political careers after Trump’s shit show has finally been shuffled off to the nearest federal correctional facility.

She’s trying to look more like Ivanka to keep her husband’s attention?

WHY DID YOU AVOID SAYING “BAD OMBRE”

Nicole Kidman also dated Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest (RIP Phife Dawg). I can see Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz as a couple, but Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip still boggles my mind a bit.  

She’s living her be best life.

“My work” means getting work done, like when she disappeared for weeks because she was “resting” and magically showed up with new boobs.  The ghost of Joan Rivers is looking at Melania’s face and telling her to step away from the knife.

MSG is absolutely delicious. Concentrated umami.

You did the right thing.

recognizing new sports like kickboxing and the Russian martial art sambo

How is it possible that the only sport more crooked than professional boxing is amateur boxing

How is he not the most powerful? He rules the legislative branch, he refused to defend the executive branch at a time when the integrity of the electoral process was under attack from a foreign sovereign nation so that the candidate from his party could win, and he has repeatedly rewritten the rules for how the…

I just asked in another thread if I could be ungrayed because apparently, being an immigration lawyer and posting about actual immigration laws is not as thrilling as letting all the trolls loose with very few approved commenters left to push back.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…