What the fuck is this Harry Knowles-level nose up the ass bullshit? This isn’t reporting or insight. It’s just sycophancy. 

If I were an impoverished immigrant, fleeing sectarian violence, gang violence, poverty, rape, murder in my home country, I would march 2000 miles across the isthmus of Panama and through cartel-controlled Mexico to my find my freedom.

But I wouldn’t let Donald’s weird tiny flaccid mushroom dick near me.

Send my brown…

Yeah but Chris Pratt was Andy Dwyer & he sang “5000 Candles in the Wind.” He almost gets an infinite pass on everything from me.

Again I’m not demeaning the man’s talent. But the A-List is a real published scale. And Cho is not on it. The A-List is Dwayne Johnson and Chris Pratt and Tom Hanks and that pantheon.

I suspect Germain doesn’t understand that “A-List” is an actual term of art in the industry called the Ulmer scale. I don’t have the latest edition but these actors are C-List at best. And that’s no slam on their talent!! But words actually do have meanings.

It wasn’t a pun, it was an acronym. And how was it offensive?

Booster Gold or Get the Fuck Out.

So on point. The music. The set design (can you imagine the fortress of solitude looking like anything else??). The structure (origin story). The performances. The duality of Clark/Superman. Clark lifting the car. Pa Kent clutching his heart. Lois Lane chainsmoking and flinty. It invented the template for everything…

“Labyrinth” without Bowie is a mayonnaise sandwich.

Oh Brick is one of the best modern noirs. Take Veronica Mars and make it ten shades darker. Truly an exemplary film. Absolutely knocked me out.

Wait. What happened to Chris O’Dowd as Tigger??

That’s like saying Ringo peaked with the Beatles!!

I could reasonably say Joss peaked with Toy Story! Or Astonishing X-Men! Or Buffy! Or Angel! Or Firefly! Or Avengers! Or Dr. Horrible! Or Cabin in the Woods!

I mean, no one’s going to say he peaked with Dollhouse or Agents of SHIELD.

But the thing is, the man has peaked, depending on your own particular tastes, 7 or 8…

This ones from 1987. http://www.geocities.ws/jfletchman/beckerncaacartel.html

I don’t care if it’s good or bad. It won’t change my memories of 1 to 3. I just like seeing Harrison in the hat. That’s it. Who cares. I get a shiver and a thrill. And it’s worth my $12.

Most fail. But most of everything fail. There’s a tendency amongst anglophiles to poo-poo American product in favor of the British. We created The Simpsons, The Wire, Cheers, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, and Jesus I could go on forever. And yeah, most remakes stink. But Three’s Company was pretty amusing! The Office became…

I’m halfway through and enjoying the hell out of it.

I’m pretty concerned about Apu, but given that conflicted consumer has made one post ever, this is just a huge concern troll. Fuck you. I’m embarrassed that someone took you out of the greys and rose to the bait.

I hope he got his 14 lbs of cocaine back. ‘Cause I’m sucking my teeth just thinking about it.

Sexless and sober is no way to spend ones 40th.