I won’t pretend to be miraculously endowed, but you do kind of have to manage the process, it’s not a hands-free operation. And you do scoot back a little further on the seat.

Curry has now chucked his mouthpiece at a ref twice and also taken a fake dump mid court of an in progress playoff game. Draymond Green has nut tapped numerous opponents. Kevin Durant has fake twitter accounts to try to make himself look good to rando peeps on the internets.

Agreed, but it’s probably a little early for us haters to start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.

So they were sent walking in Memphis by the officials, but do they really feel the way they feel?

That and “Rural Sociology.”

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Still the only thing on TV that makes me lose my shit no matter how often I see it:

Anyone else have some pop culture that they so closely associate with a disaster or personal trauma that they haven’t been able to consume it again?

Who the fuck keeps a bucket of ice on the dinner table. Are you Bruce fucking Wayne?

How the fuck that goes over someone’s head that reads Magary is beyond me.

Getting shitfaced on the sly under the guise of nostalgic ruminations with childhood chums in order to escape parently duties. I do it nightly.

HOLY SHIT I remember that episode. That ending is BRUTAL. That song they play at the end is so sad.

Anyone else have some pop culture that they so closely associate with a disaster or personal trauma that they haven’t been able to consume it again?

Finished an ironman this past weekend and am going to get the obligatory tattoo.

I always thought that folks who did despicable things while wrapped in the American flag were the worst, but Hample, covered in Major League Baseball logos, has them beat.

Man, glad I’m not the only one who read it that way at first...

And for that matter, why was God cool with it? That seems like something he would step in on, that his underlings were fucking up the livelihood of the poor Oakland A’s just because some kid didn’t understand what his dad was trying to say. Maybe the angels were the bad guys the whole time, like Michael Keaton in “The…

I agree with you on the laugh track - EXCEPT. The laugh track in the first couple seasons of M*A*S*H includes a dude with the most hilarious, goofy, weird guffaw-giggle, and that laugh makes me laugh even if the joke doesn’t. It’s so good.

I know nothing of this show, but why could Leah Remini not have just been hired as the wacky aunt, sparing the life of this Donna?