Important FTFY:

Goodell: “Two game suspension”

I really thought the headline was going to be some kind of metaphor. 

It feels like that was probably the end of Alex Smith’s career, which is really sad. I realize that he doesn’t get that much respect here, but the dude has done a lot and I was hoping that he would be able to at least quit on his own terms after this season or the next.

Penn State is used to cheering for coaches that watch and participate in choke jobs. 

Or the fact that Penn State willingly enabled child molestation for decades. Rooting for OSU is a lot better than PSU. 

Just because...

He could have easily used TehWrong but he done fucked it up.

He certainly is an adequate QB but calling him “one of the best” is pretty Islamabad.

Can we... can we see it?

I think Bartolo finally has a worthy rival for the title of True GOAT.  

yakety_sax.mp3

Yes!  My first thought was that she was going for the camera.  Then I was like, “Where the hell is she going?” We soon found out...

That was criminal-action-comedy movie role played to perfection

really underselling the “throwing chips? that’s a tasing” interaction

Page wasn’t just a lawyer, he was an associate justice for the Minnesota Supreme Court. ‘Justice Page’ would look pretty cool on the back of a jersey.

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

I can cut a baby deer without crying. I cannot say the same about cutting an onion.