Millie the pit/lab mix and Stevie the corgi/German Sheppard mix. Both from the county shelter, about eight years apart.  

When my wife got pregnant, my MIL decided her nick name would be “Mimi” and I loathe that name more than any other name known to man.

This. This x1000

I’m a 35yo, 5'8", 185lb guy, who does work out regularly and has very strong legs (I can leg press over 750lbs). With a running start I can touch the backboard. I would say I’m a rarity for my height, weight, and age. I can’t hit a softball over the fence in a softball game with an aluminum bat, but I honestly think…

Hate is a strong word, but it might not be strong enough in this case...

Thank the maker that @terpsrule held their phone horizontal for that video. There may be hope for humanity yet.

Also, if my wife even dared to think to adjust the wiper speed for me, I’d push her ass out on the interstate. That is way outside the scope of her duties as the copilot.

I do little (really I consider them normal size if we’re talking about 5-6" diameter) pancakes for the wife and daughter, and then a BIG (10-14" diameter) pancake at the end for me. I call the big one at the end the Dadcake. Is it a cheesy name? Yes, it is. Do I care? No, I do not.

Sears too. Dark times for sure.

OD green is good on a Jeep, or a rugged truck/SUV. It looks stupid on most other cars.

Ain’t that the damn truth. Bunch of heathens.

The person who bought my Jeep Liberty is going to be horrified if they ever look under the drivers seat. The amount of snot I left there after five years of driving that Jeep is unreal.

People who become statistics, that’s who.

It feels good to know I’m not alone in my folding and whiping again technique. I honestly thought I was the only one.

Freaking Peabody. A friend from there, who is a raging Masshole, pronounces it peeebuddty. It is shocking to think we were raised in the same country and speak the same language.  

Amazon link to that light/fan/speaker please and thank you.

Perfect responce. Well done good sir, well done indeed.

If the guy can’t grow a proper beard then the bride has a case. My little brother can’t grow a beard, but he refuses to be clean shaven. His “beard” is an abomination. I, the groom, told him to shave it before the wedding or I’d shave him with a dry razor in the church bathroom before the ceremony. He came to the…

Publix FTMFW. The real challenge is buying a BIG Publix pork mojo sub and only eating half and saving the other half for the next day. I’ve only been successful 2/10 tries.

Cold right out of the fridge with hot sauce is one of life’s greatest simple pleasures.