Yeah, his lifetime OBP is .298 so his speed is somewhat wasted.

Natural gas grill is a no-brainer if you can afford to run a line outdoors. All the ease of turning a knob, with none of the anxiety that your fuel supply might run out.

In the pro/con debate for the house we purchased “natural gas grill hook-up” was in the top 5 pros.

grilling with a propane grill is just like cooking something in the oven

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

Fans for sleeping...my younger sister started this with her 4 kids. Now, anytime they travel they have to either a) arrange for 5 fans to be in place ahead of time or b) tote box/ oscillating fans with them. It’s un-fucking-believable. Try negotiating with airlines to bring your fan or insisting the Mouse fill your…

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Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

The true brilliance of LaVar’s move here is that it will likely force the NBA to let his son enter the draft directly from HS, assuming the NCAA plays their 1910's-era amateur card and rules him ineligble. I just hope he will be good enough.

He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!

Ah yes, Rick Flair. I remember his classic matches with Hank Hogan and Andrew the Really Tall Guy.

where the hell did he think he was going to swim to, Bermuda??

Find to left! Fins to the right!

I think you’re alluding to the fact that he eluded them.

*before meth kicks in* “OHSHIT IT’S THE COPS!”

Me: “How did his guy swim miles out into the ocean? Is he Michael Phelps?”

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

They forced Teddy Roosevelt to smoke cigars as a child because he had really bad asthma and people were stupid and thought smoking cigars would help it. And he STILL grew up to be Teddy Fucking Roosevelt.

Does Martin van buren get to bring the van buren boys

Jackson has crazy on his side. Crazy can make up for a lot of deficiencies in other areas.