Billy Hamilton salivates at that picture.

I would just like to point out some things:

I’m really disappointed to learn you can’t change your own wiper blades. It’s a 30 second job, and fresh blades are $10 for the pair at Costco. Man up, Drew.

I was seriously creeped out thinking you were replying to his comment just above yours.

Bigger is more fun.

Pulling off thyme is not that hard. Just kind of drag thumb and forefinger against the growth and they come right off. For soups/stews/sauces, throw in the whole twig. The leaves will fall off then you can remove the stem.

Take the bunch of parsley in your hand, and “shave” it using your knife at about a 45-deg angle away from yourself. Its not a perfect method, and you need a sharp knife, but that will get you about 90% of the way there.

Get off this website.

So if people feel that it has a medical benefit, the medical advisers have to tell you that. We have joint advisers...

Things adolescent boys used in the late 70s:

The JC Penny’s lingerie catalog.

Kathy Ireland, man.

I can’t star this enough. Pictures of Cindy Crawford in a bikini were more valuable in my middle school than a bottle of booze in a maximum security prison.

It had bare boobies. In a pre-Internet world, that was all a man really needed. Damn millennial degenerates don’t know how good they have it.

That was fun and heads-up as hell, but it seems like it could have backfired? If Maybin takes even one step towards third (and thus into Andrus) there, it’s obstruction and a free 90 feet, right?

We were surprised that a sitting university president with no direct knowledge of our case would choose to offer such uninformed and highly speculative opinions...

Dude, you’re commenting on The Funbag. Like 50% of the readers on here either wipe back to front, or use 50 squares of toilet paper, or stand while wiping, it’s a fucking madhouse.

Agreed. If you can, you go. Nobody WANTS to go to a funeral (well, unless its that one guy who depantsed you in fourth grade during the school christmas recital and for the next 5 years everyone called you Leonardo because it was the one time - ONE TIME - you wore TMNT underwear only because all your other underwear…

My brother tried to pull that shit at my grandfather’s funeral. Grandma wrote him out of the will. He showed up at the other grandparents funeral real quick. He is a scumbag.

Do you have anal leakage or something? Why is this such an issue for you?