Yeah but you still got most of a bottle of Squirt to comfort you.

I think you’ve had the wrong ones....

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Yeah, tornados are fucking horrifying and they often kill people, mostly because folks don’t understand what’s going on and they don’t get to a safe place.

*extreme whisper voice* a steak knife will cut bread.

At worst you end up back in the starting position. Clean/snatch and jerks with straps on the other hand...

Especially since it will be a year old by then.

It still blows my mind that there are states you can’t buy beer and wine in a grocery store.

let’s rank sports sounds, shall we?

Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM OF PROTEST!

I saw jack stands at Aldi the other day.

Here’s a great one: working on the car. Figure out how to change your oil (it’s not hard). You now have an all-day project, from driving to the store to buy oil and a filter, to futzing around under and around the car for a couple of hours because the missus doesn’t really know what you’re doing or how long it…

Mentos does make a gum, but the phrasing there is awful.

So he was a hipster?

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

4-5 and 7-8? Christ. First run is 3-4, and then I settle down to 2-3. And this is Angelsoft.

I do the fold and rewipe too. I use 3-4 squares fold them in rough thirds for safety, then fold it like twice at least after the initial pass. Now if it’s messy, I do this a couple times, sure. But even my worse day has me using less than twenty-fucking-six pieces.

Yup. There’s plenty of paper for that. Seriously, how messy are people’s shits? Does everyone have chronic diarrhea all the time or what?

my wife does. i wondered how she was using 3-5x as much tp as me and that was what I realized. She wads, she uses way more tp.