...the winger scored on a two-on-one breakaway...

What strikes me as funny is that in the interviews I’ve seen with hockey/basketball players when they’re asked about the other sport all the hockey players say they love watching basketball and all the basketball players are like “oh ya first time I went to a hockey game was unreal those guys are really tough”. It’s…

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

He looks like Mel Kiper mixed with Bill Clinton.

I saw the headline, saw the picture, and I thought it was about that hairstyle. Because sweet jesus fuck.

Fucking craft herpes.

Glitter. Glitter is the worst thing to drop anywhere.

The jump from one kid to two is infinitely farther than the jump from 0 to 1, I can’t even fathom 3+. The first time my wife left me home with both (we mostly did a divide an conquer where I just kept one with me if she went shopping or something) my daughter, who was about 2, got her diaper off and crapped on the…

Sometimes it is a nightmare, just like any other relationship. But, you will never know a love greater. And the survival of the species depends on it, so we’re wired to do it.

Flour.

I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of…

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

It’s only going to get worse. For the next 4 years, people who want to see screaming into the void with no clear end in sight need only check on their loved ones, neighbors, and their own mirrors.

SpongeJim CostcoPants

*Song starts* “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

Niner please.

I mean, there is something very wrong with these Niners. No issue here unless i’m hearing it wrong...

Now and then the NFL is embarrassed by its long-standing practice of ignoring players’ voices.

+1 Marty McFly