And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Tranny swap into a better ZJ, and keep the cowl tag from the original as a souvenir/documentation.

Everybody sing Hey now, Hey now,

And just like a real truck it even has a special place to store my urine bottles and lotion. They’ve thought of everything!

Are you sure you don’t mean Artie Lange?

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

“Replacing Slayer as the car’s main sponsor is PODS...”

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

That’s actually how Canadian property ownership works.

They should have called in the squat team.

Of course I would never send humans out there. I’d hire a project manager to send them.

Ray says no.

Wow!  Great job!