Take my Star, Sonicgabe

Hey!! You just stop it right now with that ceazy talk, mister!!

It had the steering wheel from Hitler’s Mercedes-Benz, the left turn signal from Charles Manson’s VW Bus, the windshield wipers from the car that played KITT...

What if it was an automatic?

It raped my sister and killed my parents.  I hope it gets much worse in HELL, where it belongs.

It’s just out of frame in all of the footage, but the car had a Nazi decal. I’m glad its crushed.

Twelve or so years ago you could hear me, from under my AW11 MR2, yelling ‘I HATE YOU’ to it as I tried to reach some other thing that was impossible to even see.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

My jaw literally dropped. Sublime, truly.

This snow weasel approves.

The victim's rights amendment is a much better example of the corruption of the bundling process. And it's going to crush the state for years. 

“AND approve every single thing on the ballot”

I agree with you so much here. I’d argue offshore drilling and greyhound racing shouldn’t be attached to a state constitution, so I personally voted “no” on everything but 4, although I’m fine with those passing in spirit.

I moved to FL about 10 years ago, and I was amazed that this state does this stupid amendment thing. Pretty much all of this can be taken up in the legislature. My first was thinking that by making the ballots so long, you increase the amount of time people spend at the polling place, creating long lines, which…

Swap Arby’s with Joe’s Crab Shack and you’ve nailed it. 

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Hunter-Reay nearly lost his head. Halos, anybody?

<3! My Le Mans watching buddy picked (...is?) the right car.

You never heard of the Seychelles? I grew up in Mauritius, which is kinda close. Seychelles is where the secret Trump associates meeting took place last year BTW