This was a good friend’s plate on her van until “the man” made her get a new one.

To turn the traction control off in the first generation 2003 Cadillac CTS, you have to open the glovebox. They put the button in the glovebox, very out of reach. In the glovebox. Away from where most Cadillac owners could accidentally hit it. Despite Cadillac trying for year (starting with the CTS) to appeal to a…

There is one in my neighborhood and it is fantastic.

Jason,

This plate belongs to a good friend of mine. Sadly, it too was deemed a no-go after being on her van for years.

I just did a measurement on Google Maps. The distance between the spots where safety and medical vehicles could be staged on each side of the bridge is roughly 1700 feet, or just under 1/3 of a mile (or .5 km for the sane folks in the rest of the world). If they needed to be deployed, they’d get there quicker than on…

The bridge is wide enough to have multiple layers of fence in place to keep the cars on bridge in case of accident. And the bridge isn’t really that long, about 1000 feet of actual bridge. There are spots at each end (for each direction across the bridge) to place safety and medical vehicles that can be quickly…

If you don’t drive your car into a crowd of protesters, then your car will not be surrounded by protesters who are defending themselves against a fucking car that just drove into them. 

I made a joke. It was well received by all but you.

You are pure evil. I love it.

They can downgrade to a Pinto when they crash the Chevette. 

But only after said part completely fails. 

Maybe fun on a slight downhill grade when the road is slightly iced over? 

Diabolical.

People who think their cars can drive themselves. 

You’re a monster! Frankly, either car will do. 

No. No you don’t. 

People who do this should be then forced to drive the nearest still-running Chevette for sale in their area. They must not improve the car in any way ever, and are only permitted to replace mechanical and safety-related parts as they fail. That shall be their fate. 

I am familiar with the works of Alphaville.

No need to shoot anyone. You can ride in the frunk!