My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

This made my day. I wish you luck with your problem and thanks for the laugh.

Pro tip after the second call the cops stop responding to loud sex complaints. Just through out a “I love this 100% consusual sex!” Every now and then.

Oh my gosh haha, I make fun of my husband for saying ‘potty time’ to the dogs 😆

The raccoons in my neighborhood have a rave on my roof at around 2am every other night. I fucking hate raccoons.

Hey...we have to respect man. Respect the sexy time of our animal brethren dude. Oh fuck....I just listened to raccoon sexy time on YouTube...do you have access to dynamite or nitro glycerin?

Al Bundycat

Kitty!

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

This is here for any of the I-drens who has not seen Ronald Reagan strafing Watt & D. Boon

This is my favorite album of all time. God bless D Boon.

R.I.P. D.Boon

one the keys to understanding how president circus peanut deals with people that he has contracted, is that he treats their goods and services like a normal person treats tipping at a restaurant - if he feels as though the level of service he demands has fallen flat, he does a little song and dance and simply pays…

Full disclosure: it almost killed me.

Well, you’d certainly be the first into the transport semi for the trip home.

Car blog turned into Photography Expert blog with one post. Great photo btw.