I think a good polish to finish the job was the cause of all this in the first place.

The 1951 Ferrari was originally owned by Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ grandfather. Maybe she’ll buy it back?

Yeah, but it’s a dry heat.

The seatbelts double as BDSM restraints.

We sometimes play some of the various animal sounds for our cats and dog. It freaks them the fuck out.

Let me point out that he invalidates his “only following Biblical law” bullshit by saying he has a “constitutional right”. You can't have your cake and believe in Jesus, too.

So, auto correct got the best of me... That last line... “maxed” should have been “maced”. Sorry.

Ok, so this happened in my city. The girls stole a car and ran from the police twice. St Pete’s policy is to not chase, so when the girls took off, they are gone. When this ended, they were being followed by unmarked cars at normal speeds. They drove into a cemetery, that has no night lighting and drove straight into…

The pro P9 propaganda comments on the Tom’s Guide article are cute. Thanks for playing, China. You’re not fooling anyone.

I had an ex who had one of these 20 years ago (same color as the pic!). It did get incredible gas mileage. Also, she took it in to a shop for breaks or something and they called and said we should probably do the timing chain/belt (not sure which it has) ASAP. It was concerned about the time involved and the price of…

It’ll just be a few days before someone is caught making meth in a two liter bottle while driving one of these behind a South Florida Walmart.

Pretty sure they use the TSA as they are already trained and equipped to screen large groups of people at just the right speed to get them all inside on time yet still managing to piss off each and every one of them. It’s a art form that takes years to master. Just when the line starts to move, you need to know it’s…

To the casual user, the difference might not be noticeable, but it’s there. Small details are more detailed, everything just looks a little more crisp. Plus you can control the settings a bit more, so you can force that little sensor on the phone to do your bidding!

I chose the Ford emblem on our 95 Ranger because it was out in decent, natural light. It had nice highlights and shadows, and some good color. Plus, 95 Ranger. Jalopnik 4 Life!

Here is a pic taken with the iPhone app:

I’ll take the same pic with both later tonight and will upload them for scientific study by you and others.

I’ve been using the 645 Pro camera app with my 6S and the results are fantastic.

Ok, so as proud Floridian who has been railing against Gov. Bat Boy since before he got elected, let me add a few things.

Stef, thanks for this. It’s perfect.