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Just move a few things around by a week or two, drop Bahrain, and send the F1 circus to St Petersburg to have a joint season opening weekend with IndyCar. After both races are over, have one final joint race between the top five finishers from both Indy and F1. Just a quick 15 lap shoot-out. The cars would probably

This race makes me proud of my town. The track is amazing.

That’s the dog version of one of our cats!

With most of the weight over the front axle, one can just slide through the corners; I believe the kids call it “drifting”.

Travel back in time. Use your knowledge of the past to get rich. Go to racing school and buy a F1 drive. Once you wash out of F1, get a sponsored drive in a sweet GT team and live out your days on the podium at Le Mans.

In December, I ported my line to my fiancé’s Sprint plan and we both opted for the iPhone Forever plan (starting with the current 64gig 6S) where we get a new phone each year. Yes, it’s a lease plan, but... By trading in old phones, getting the down payment waived and some creative changes to the service plan (which

Um...

The Spainish lesson soundtrack makes it so surreal.

$201,500.00 for mine. I totally sprung for the floor mats. Well, if was actually going to buy one or even had the money to do so, i’d totally get the floor mats. Every time someone would get in to my fictional car, I’d say “Hey, be careful over there, the floor mats cost $1200! Try not to step on them.”

So what you’re saying is that it’ll cost more to replace the clutch on this new Audi system than the clutch on my ‘95 Ranger?

My heart is racing! I wish I had the cash laying around and lived closer to NYC.

My fiancé and I started learning Russian recently (she more than me, but i’m picking it up) for what we thought was no reason other than why not. I see now that the universe has a plan for us.

That’s not going to buff out. Not at all. Nope. No buff.

We here in Florida will make sure Texas doesn't stage a 4th half comeback.

Wait wait wait! If charging your phone in the car lowers the MPG by 0.03 miles, just charge your phone only when the car is stopped. Your car gets 0.00 MPG when it’s not moving, and since it’s impossible to get less than 0.00 MPG, just plug it in at every red light, cross walk, or whenever else you come to a stop

Growing up in Tampa, FL in the 1980s, the flight path for the Space Shuttle when it landed at Cape Canaveral was directly over my house. Literally directly overhead. We had a set of floor to ceiling windows and sliding glass door that faced west (the direction the Shuttle would come from). When the sonic booms would

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Something something snowball joke something something Florida Man something something.