I only deal in quantum pigeon mechanics. You sir, are getting in to theoretical quantum pigeon mechanics. Or incestious pigeon mechanics. I’ll split my Nobel money with you so we can further research this developing and dynamic field of study.

It would be unfair to that one pigeon to not chop up his buddies, too. Unless he’s an asshole pigeon, then just the one is fine.

Yes.

The cat might be in both holes. Or just one. Or none.

However you do it, you will never have TWO pigeons per hole.

Math and I aren’t good friends, but my brain tells me that if you cut each pigeon in half and then put half of each pigeon in each hole, no hole will have two pigeons.

Some thought there was a snowball’s chance in hell of it happening, but Iran gave us our seamen back!

I just switched to Sprint from a budget carrier, but had originally been with AT&T. It was cheaper to add a line to my fiancé’s plan vs. what I was paying which was $45 a month. With the switch to Sprint, that meant my iPhone 5s wouldn’t work on their network. Time for a new iPhone. We went to the local Sprint store…

That was not pleasant to watch while we were watching the game. Fox did the right thing in not showing any replays of it. As people were getting up after the play, I noticed the leg and said “That’s not right.” as they cut to another camera. Hopefully he can make a full recovery and will be playing when we watch our…

If Florida Man and Florida Woman had a baby, it would be Bills Fan.

No, this is probably the best guacamole ever. Jeb! does identity as Hispanic, at least on his voter registration.

Thank you for that.

If the priest called it a “hoverboard”, he was justly punished for it does not fucking hover.

And you folks keep saying flying cars will never happen!

They even made an ad for it back in 2000:

I know for a fact that IBM developed this exact same thing back in the 1990s. They were looking at it to be used by mechanics, health care works, and other professions where a hands-free display could be helpful. The one example I specifically remember was an auto mechanic would have access to repair instructions,…

I’m assuming that Trump has been and is playing The Dick Card.

No.

A while back, there was a Viper on eBay for under $10,000. It had an engine, and if I remember, everything worked fine. The only issue was it had no body panels. I think something caught fire and caused damage to part of the body only (or something like that). Anywho... Without the body panels, it look pretty figgin’…