Some thought there was a snowball’s chance in hell of it happening, but Iran gave us our seamen back!

I just switched to Sprint from a budget carrier, but had originally been with AT&T. It was cheaper to add a line to my fiancé’s plan vs. what I was paying which was $45 a month. With the switch to Sprint, that meant my iPhone 5s wouldn’t work on their network. Time for a new iPhone. We went to the local Sprint store…

That was not pleasant to watch while we were watching the game. Fox did the right thing in not showing any replays of it. As people were getting up after the play, I noticed the leg and said “That’s not right.” as they cut to another camera. Hopefully he can make a full recovery and will be playing when we watch our…

If Florida Man and Florida Woman had a baby, it would be Bills Fan.

No, this is probably the best guacamole ever. Jeb! does identity as Hispanic, at least on his voter registration.

Thank you for that.

If the priest called it a “hoverboard”, he was justly punished for it does not fucking hover.

And you folks keep saying flying cars will never happen!

I’m assuming that Trump has been and is playing The Dick Card.

A while back, there was a Viper on eBay for under $10,000. It had an engine, and if I remember, everything worked fine. The only issue was it had no body panels. I think something caught fire and caused damage to part of the body only (or something like that). Anywho... Without the body panels, it look pretty figgin’…

Want to know how to get a sub-$20,000 Ford pick-up? Buy an old Ranger. We have a 1995 Ranger. She’s a little rough around the edges, but she keeps on going. No computers, no fancy, no drive-by-wire.

I did not know that trucks could get gonorrhea. You learn something new everyday...

I used to live near a house that had an unbelievable amount of Christmas crap out on display each year. Even the window were piled high with stuff from the inside. It was like they were Christmas hoarders. The house itself was kinda run down, but it was stuffed with Christmas. The one picture I could find doesn’t even…

I am proud to live in the glorious state of Florida. Yes, this is a fine example of the crazy we deal with. All of you always seemed so shocked when you read about an incident such as this. But this is our normal, and we love it. We wouldn't have it any other way.

If you are truthful in the selling of said vehicle and some crappy human does sue you, check the laws in your state to see if you are entitled to recover the costs of your defense when you win. You may have to file a counter-suit or even sue them after the fact.

But they did spell “obfuscation” correctly.

I thought Jeb! was Hispanic?

I never got busted for the really “bad” stuff I did. And i’ll never say what any of it was, either. I’m 40, but I’m pretty sure there’s no statute of limitations on when your mom can guilt-trip you. Mom, if you read this, sorry for all the stuff you don't know about.

Rallycross.