Want to know how to get a sub-$20,000 Ford pick-up? Buy an old Ranger. We have a 1995 Ranger. She’s a little rough around the edges, but she keeps on going. No computers, no fancy, no drive-by-wire.

Hmmm... Was really hoping to see a bunch of comments from angry Bronies. Oh well.

I did not know that trucks could get gonorrhea. You learn something new everyday...

It was Alabama.

Ha! For sure. The American south will be the death of us all! We’ll throw the Earth off it’s axis and straight in to the sun!

I was gonna guess it was because Americans are getting fat. But that wouldn't have been so bizarre, now would it?

I fear the good folks down the hall at Jalopnik are on the way to burn down your part of the office. Best of luck to you.

Isn’t it obvious? God is striking down those who call something a hoverboard that does, in fact, not hover. Also, God says you look like a total douche when you ride this thing; going forward they will be called “Rolling Douchebag Movers”. God has spoken.

I used to live near a house that had an unbelievable amount of Christmas crap out on display each year. Even the window were piled high with stuff from the inside. It was like they were Christmas hoarders. The house itself was kinda run down, but it was stuffed with Christmas. The one picture I could find doesn’t even…

I am proud to live in the glorious state of Florida. Yes, this is a fine example of the crazy we deal with. All of you always seemed so shocked when you read about an incident such as this. But this is our normal, and we love it. We wouldn't have it any other way.

Look at the slow, yet exponential rate at which Trump has turned on the crazy racist bullshit. I think we’ll soon discover he’s been having a stroke, has a brain tumor or something that’s been incrementally getting worse for months and months. But with my theory being “exponential” and because maths, if I’m right,…

If you are truthful in the selling of said vehicle and some crappy human does sue you, check the laws in your state to see if you are entitled to recover the costs of your defense when you win. You may have to file a counter-suit or even sue them after the fact.

But they did spell “obfuscation” correctly.

I thought Jeb! was Hispanic?

I never got busted for the really “bad” stuff I did. And i’ll never say what any of it was, either. I’m 40, but I’m pretty sure there’s no statute of limitations on when your mom can guilt-trip you. Mom, if you read this, sorry for all the stuff you don't know about.

Rallycross.

I’m guessing i’m not alone in hoping that the tiger eats this woman-beating waste of a human.

Who’s the dude on this sign? He’s my friend’s doppelgänger!

I would buy my 1981 Corolla wagon if it was still running and not rusted out. I have the vin, but it’s a digit or two shorter than what is currently used, so tracking it down has been next to impossible. It probably got exported or crushed long ago, but if I ever found her, I would buy her back.

That was one of the loudest football “fucks” i’ve ever heard. Can you folks file for copies of all the complaints that the FCC gets for it? They should be pretty amusing. “Won’t someone think of the children?!”