Never get on the subway car that is empty. It’s empty for a reason. The reason on the day that I learned that lesson was poo. A pile of human poo in the middle of the floor. By the time myself and a few other people who got on realized it, the doors had closed. We all congregated at a spot furthest from said poo, but…

That flag pole is not 15 stories tall. I used to drive by it multiple times a day. One could very easily set fire to the end of the flag isn’t blowing in the wind.

This is the story of the first and only time I’ve ridden a motorcycle.

He was on the sideline, still in uniform, towards the end of the game. He wasn’t going back in or anything, but seemed to be doing pretty good considering.

Not even a special edition, just a 2014 design that this site had on close-out a while back.

Looks like a special edition of some Asics Gel-Noosa Tri 9.

Back in 1999 (I was 23 at the time) while taking a SCUBA certification class at the University Of South Florida, two younger dudes in the class had a fourth gen Civic (1987 to 91). It was that Honda grayish-bluesque-grey. They, or someone, turned it in to a small limo. They added an extra door length body panel…

If one can afford the Veyron, none of those things matter to you. One just pays someone to do it. Assuming it’s even been driven enough to get to the point of needing an oil change or tires or anything else.

Also of note, his second NFL catch was for a touchdown, too. We were really hoping the Texans would at least tie it. So much drama in that game. So much sad face from Mallett.

It did have a snorkle.

Some of us were booing him since before the draft.

I can race car now.

Pastor Maldonado would do well in this series.

Your link works now. You are forgiven.

Maybe my brain no work today, but where do we share this at? The Facebooks? Tweeters? Instaphotogram? In the comments? To the non-working link?

Don't give them any ideas. Please.

I hated it from the start and continue to hate it to this day.

Farts are liberty. Farts will set you free.

The word “hero” gets thrown around a lot at times, but you are a true American hero. Kudos to you.

The proper response to someone who has intentionally and maliciously double parked is to let the air out their tires. DO NOT PUNCTURE THE TIRES. Just let the air out via the valves from as many of the tires as you have time to do, which needs to be at least two. With only one down, they can just throw on a spare and…