that last sentence is too real

Exactly. It struck me as odd that he all of the sudden had any commentary about politics after the Katie Couric debacle a few years ago. NowI understand that he knew to throw support behind 45 EVEN THOUGH HE CANNOT VOTE so that he can line up his pardon prospects. He's not as dumb as he looks. But he's still more…

“Coming out of the election right now, we’ve got to stabilize. This country’s got to stabilize first before we start to say okay, here’s how we’re marching out of this together forward,” he said.

In explaining where trust issues come from, I have referred to my children, on occasion, as “the raisin cookie in my chocolate chip bag”.

Beer from a can normally tastes better - the can is just a little keg - but you gotta pour it into a glass, (drinking directly from cans just kinda sucks.) If no glass, then I’d go bottle.

You taste with your lips?

Does Kate get residuals from y’all recycling her brilliant efforts?

I have a degree in nutrition and have worked out for 2o years. I have taken HGH which he 100% has. A fat 40 year old doesn't change their muscle/fat comp in 12 months like he does without help. Not about being lazy you dolt, taking HGH doesn't change the amount you have to work out it greatly reduces the required rest…

Challenge accepted: Someone bought you O’douls

noooooo youre the only thing keeping me on this site. deadspin is dead and now you’re gone....

Runaway is the best Bon Jovi song and I will not hear arguments.

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

Does connect-the-dot pornography count as a book?

The coming and going of Krispy Kreme in Minnesota was really something to behold. I recall the first one opening in a rather far-flung suburb and it was perceived as such a big deal that local police were assigned to control traffic and crowds. There was a massive line. Having previously tried the product, I simply…

Agreed that using the fact that you satisfied the urge to procreate, something we are all genetically programmed to do, as evidence that you couldn’t have been misogynistic is ridiculous.

Bill Belichick put more effort and sincerity into his resignation letter from the Jets.

First of all, yes, they do care about differences from batch to batch. Don’t do that to an entire industry filled mostly with people who absolutely fucking care way too much. Not all craft brewers are obsessed with hops.

A traditional Oktoberfest beer is a lager, stupid.

Time is an ingredient

Yes! Scwarzbiers are one of my favorite styles to drink and to make as well. I love that you can't rush lager yeast. Time is an ingredient that can't be shorted!!