If I click Play say what the fuck and close it after 4 or 5 seconds, does that count as a view?

No. Dry hopped sours are the best.

I’d rather drink out of a bottle than a can if there is no glass.

This is the correct answer. A little fucking keg.

Very much.

There is no doubt that drinking out of glass is better than drinking out of a can. I’d rather drink directly out of a bottle than directly out of a can but if there is a glass to pour it into, and all things are equal, a canned beer is never going to be worse than a bottled beer.

Pour into a glass and you’re good to go. Better beers so easily!

Cans are better for the beer. Taste is subjective but facts are facts. Less oxygen. Less light spoilage.

It DOES matter. Unless it’s a bottle conditioned this or that, it’ll taste better and how it was meant to be tasted from a can into a glass. Cans are better for beer. Light, which bottles let in, is really bad for beer. Bottle caps also slowly let in oxygen.

Y’all need to just hurry up and discover Caesars already. Bloody Marys are just half assed Caesars. 

When you google my name, it comes up with a model in the UK who was accused of date drugging some women(and later cleared, but it shows up way way down the) I'm not bad looking but I'm no modelv so it doesn't get much steam. 

A handful of commenters I didn't feel like replying to directly. 

I don’t see what the issue is here. So what if he took HGH. He still worked his ass off. The dude was casted as a superhero for fuck sakes. A comic book where they all have extremely muscular physiques. The hate here is ridiculous and over the top. He didn’t have to do anything, it was all his choice. If you don’t…

Are you staying!? I promise I won’t say I read the site in the washroom again.

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noooooo youre the only thing keeping me on this site. deadspin is dead and now you’re gone....

No. It's not great in spite of that. That part is amazing.

I don’t know about that. Does getting paid a ton to do fuck all count as a perk?

I threw some unfiltered too late addition Berry porters into a dumpster once. It was summer. Homeless dude comes into tasting room with a giant gash between his eyes and he’s gushing blood. Turns out he was dumpster diving, found these now hot bottle bombs. He touched the cap ever so slightly and it went off. He went…

Don’t do it! I'm afraid much like the neverending story it won't age well.