yellow, cold, fizzy, simple, refreshing, and 5%

I miss Gheorghe Muresan. At 7 ft 6, whenever a (male) reporter would ask,’how’s the weather up there?’ he’d point to his crotch & say, ‘you check thermometer’ in his heavy Romanian accent.   😁

You should learn to read.

Yes, inject this directly into my veins!

I will un-gray any comment about dark lagers.

He’s not even the guy who came up with “what if cars had batteries” for TESLA. He forced the founders out of the company when he took controlling shares of stock.

They’ll still get it. It’ll just be shot entirely on an iPhone from here on out.

Denver McNuggets. Easiest branding ever.

Overactive bladder causes a sudden urge to urinate. The urge may be difficult to stop, and overactive bladder may lead to the involuntary loss of urine (urge incontinence).

He sits in front of the TV all day laughing at Paw Patrol. He’s stoned!

Well don’t think for a moment that Trump wouldn’t sell Donnie Jr. out to save his own ass.

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

God, what can’t Hulk Hogan ruin?

Hulk Hogan: Alright brother! You’re going up against some of the toughest dogs around brother. What’s your strategy to win tonight, brother

The GOP is scared that if people follow Hill’s, well thought-out and explained reasoning, that suddenly their Ivy League Alma Maters’s sports teams are going to start sucking horribly.

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

“....and a horrible way to go.”

This reminds me of one of my favorite Grantland recurring video series, where someone animated Jalen Rose’s (probably fake) stories. The difference of course is that series appeared to be a labor of love for all involved (including the artist) and this appears to be exploitative, shitty, soul-less, derivative attempt…

“And starting at center for your Los Angeles Lakers...DWIIIIIIIIIGHT HOWAAAAAAAAARD!”

All they needed was a warm body and they got...Dwight Howard.