As a professional brewer, I hope you never become a professional brewer. 

You’re totally correct about it not being considered a glamorous job until recently. There’s very little that’s glamorous about it. Brewing is mostly cleaning. You get these kids fresh out of school, some who switched from other not physical at all degrees into brewing school and they get to the brewery and realize…

Ew

Pickles are the grossest thing. Ever. I hope it never comes to it, but I’d rather put poo in my mouth than a pickle.

Not even one mention of Adrian Pimento!?

Miller lite is bull piss

Nowadays you can just say you dislike the flavor of hops. Hops don't taste like hops anymore. Added late in the boil or dry hopped and there's almost zero 'hop' character to speak of. 

Naw. People just like sugary crap with cool names and marketing.. I don’t think it has much to do with optics. I’ve never met anyone who wants to be seen drinking a dark beer for that reason.

Hue Jackson got fired for deploying his Chubb incorrectly. 

No I don’t prefer giving anyone publicity or anything like that but it’s just not what it is called.

The New Pacific Coliseum? Who calls it that?

you know he grew up idolizing Ricky Buckets.

Kidd is a moron but credit to him for giving Giannis the keys when he did

More like E=MC Triggered.

Fuck Piers Morgan.

Well... It’s the start of year two. What a retarded comment. At this point in Embiids career he still hadn't played a game and he couldn't get healthy. 

Machado almost has you convinced that hes got lead feet then he goes and does this.

See. That’s not the rule. It’s not a 4 minute penalty for high sticking it you bleed. It’s two minutes for high sticking, just like all the other minor penalties. If it draws blood, it’s two more. I don’t think that unreasonable but Im also a maple syrup chugging Canadian who grew up playing hockey so i admit my…

HE OWES IT TO US.

I didn’t mean SN is no one but just because one of the biggest has marketing people who say this or that, doesn’t make it true. Doesn’t make it not true either! Who knows.