Not from Denmark.

I feel truly sorry for you that you are so cool that you can't enjoy how wonderful this story is.

I taught college for ten years, five of them at Division I universities where I taught numerous student-athletes. At the time, the idea of going into the file metadata and checking it against the student's actual work never occurred to me; mostly I was googling phrases from the papers to find out from where they'd…

Definitely something a jamoke would say

The Angels TV crew (I'm sure they're not the only ones, but that's where I heard it) used to describe his strike zone as "nose to toes."

I wonder if Chuck Johnson ever got over the fact that his mother is a woman.

Greatest Klaus Nomi tribute performance ever.

It seems a bit tin foil hat, but then again, tin foil hat is probably the right attitude to have when discussing FIFA.

I mean if your $150m team with title expectations scraping a last gasp victory in the fourth round of the cup against a lower league team after a replay doesn't scream "we're back" then language has lost all meaning.

Here's how I prefer to remember him, doing his best impression of that rat Peter Pettigrew as a member of the Sounders during the 70s.

Not enough stars for this. Everyone should be able to let their freak flag fly without ridicule. No judging. None.

Plus I guarantee if JJ Watt decided he didn't want to talk to the press anymore either he would be hailed as a heroic rebel by the exact same people calling Marshawn Lynch an ungrateful unprofessional thug.

A still-frame close-up of his face is exactly what we need. A screen-Grabner, if you will.

This was awesome.

"Hungary isn't known for churning out scores of soccer stars."

And if you're that Australian boot company, you're saying to Tom Brady, "Hey man, women don't like cheaters." They don't. They don't like liars and cheaters.

So Lowery slapped him! He just reached back and full-on slapped a 20-year-old ball boy!

The saddest Sons of Anarchy fan club ever.