While the US was not great tonight, Haiti’s speedy counterattacks and ability to easily find open spaces was pretty impressive. They really surprised me (and, apparently, the US as well…) with how well they played in general. We were a bit lucky to escape with the 3 points.

Not enough aliens for sci-fi, not enough dragons for fantasy. Utterly unbelievable, but still, not a bad book. It almost seems like it was written by a bunch of different people at different times!

How the F is he not in the HoF yet? The mid 70s Raiders were from another planet, a truly great team of all out characters, for better and worse. As a kid they honestly terrified me!

But isn’t the WWE pretty damn successful as a company? Built up from a much smaller entity over several decades, hit tv shows, multi-million dollar PPVs, household name rock star status “athletes” - I WISH that MLS was as successful as WWE!

With that behavior, I really don’t think it’s honey in his nuts.

Correction: Fucking Goddess.

Effin’ Messi… Argentina score 6, and he doesn’t even get one goal, and he was still the game’s mvp.

You, as you took the time to read the post and then spent time commenting on it.

So was it Oxycontin or Oxycodone - two very different things.

I think you put your finger on it. Or in it.

Or here’s an idea…walking over to your neighbor and asking “What are you doing with the drone? And would you mind not flying over my property with it? Thanks so much.”

You say they’re terrible and lame, but offer no reasoning as to why. Please elaborate.

Don’t forget the undeniably great Midnight Run! De Niro and Grodin are hilarious together.

Uhhhh...

In the immortal words of Sir Denis Eton-Hogg - “And so say all of us, TAP INTO HEAVEN!”

I didn’t want to laugh, but that joke Warren-ted it.

Duuude, that would be TOTALLY AWESOME! Brah!

Woahwoahwoahwoah… Fart jokes are VERY funny, in the right context. And it’s almost always the right context.

They were fizzing along well for the first 15 minutes or so, much more lively and attack minded. They could’ve been up 2-0 if not for some good saves and Abby’s offside. But then the same slow footed, slow minded play crept in. The USWNT desperately needs an infusion of speed and guile.

Not sure what’s so hot about that take.