the Beautiful Smash and Grab

why is lionel messi in this role? and how did his schedule permit him to shoot it?

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

The mariners haven’t been playing the best but they aren’t the A’s...

If only we lived in a world where David Moyes had to coach Cristiano Ronaldo.

What a legend.

Morata and Pogba should star in a sitcom together about two guys who become roommates after being dumped by their ex-girlfriends. Carlos Tevez could be their kooky across-the-hall neighbor.

/does wipe of his face while whispering “Sanjaya!”, The Soup-style

You mean like Swansea the last time they were in the Europa League?

I love the ref. “I dunno, this thing said it’s a goal. *shrug*”

He’s just a good ole boy, never meanin’ no harm.

I’m assuming the reason you don’t have Ray Hudson’s commentary is out of respect for his family, because surely his head exploded and he is now dead.

Plug for The Baseball Project, who are terrific and on tour now. I’m seeing ‘em next week.

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

If a dirty play results in an injury, does intent really matter? It’s kind of like saying, “Sure, I poked him in the eye, but I didn’t mean to blind him.”

Charles Dance also played as Lord Veterinari in Going Postal on Sky One.

Not to get off-topic, but are we or are we not going to talk about how Zlatan dared to Zlatan and he Zlataned his way to a hat trick with this most Zlatan of goals?

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I guess I'll show my ass and ask the obvious ...how does one sign autographs and hold suitcases at the same time?

Irresistible grammar meets immoveable catchphrase.