Thank goodness she got his phone as evidence. Most victims have McNary a clue who their attacker is.

Ever since moving to Liverpool, Balotelli just can't find a way to score.

Billy Zane is a Titanic movie star.

Right? He blew it at MU, sure, but that doesn't erase the fact that he kept Everton semi-relevant for years with far less resources than the big EPL clubs. Personally, I wonder if he might have turned it around at MU had he been given the chance. Then again, the word is that the players largely hated him and had…

"Enrique is not the David Moyes-esque dunce he's made out to be."

Isn't the troll move taking the name of Billy Joel's early 70's, pre-fame metal band?

cc: Rex Ryan

I'm pretty sure there will also be emojis.

Howard's face isn't bald.

Tough to tell who's the bald face liar.

"Nice spirals."

Oh, believe me, black people know why white people don't believe them when they tell them about police brutality.

Nuff said.

Sanogo's look of wonderment there is because he literally has no idea how someone might go about putting the ball in the back of the net at this level. It might as well be a miracle.

Brad Johnson, Jeff George, Shane Mathews, Danny Wuerffel, Patrick Ramsey, Mark Brunell, Tim Hasselbeck, Jason Campbell, Todd Collins, Rex Grossman, and John Beck think the problem might not just be Robert Griffin.

Edit: Oh and Donovan McNabb, could it be I've already blocked that era out?

I don't know what the big deal is- if you can get Russell Wilson for Joe Fauria, you take that trade in ANY league.

Glad you could make it, That Guy!

That was TOTs one of the best goals EVE

I know you guys are devoted to obscure sports, but this is actually soccer, not curling.