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Good thing your inferiority complex isn't showing. That would be embarrassing.

He forgot how to physics.

That's what she said

Guys, guys, calm down. It's okay. You BOTH get to not play in Europe next year.

"They are bad. Bad videos. Stop watching them. Thank you."

Bury My Enlarged Heart at Wounded Knee.

Crow control is very important!

Inglourious Bastards

Seal Team Pick-Six

God damn Eusebio. If England hadn't switched the semi-final venue from Goodison Park to Wembley at the last minute, Portugal would have a star over their crest instead of them.

You know, there is a place for boogers in the EPL.

I'm fine with it, because I have it on good authority that the woman is a Liverpool fan.

No, it's snot.

Came to soccer/football blog to complain about not knowing soccer/football player.

You, sir, are one in a million.

Right? If only the headline included a clue, like "Man United Legend" Gary Neville.

His name is Maurice.

Went to Australia earlier this year and was pleasantly surprised to find that a fried egg is a standard hamburger topping. Even at fast food places. However, so is a giant slice of beetroot. I guess the wet dirt taste of the beetroot is supposed to ruin the delicious egg and get it back to some sort of hamburger