Here's what Ali says about the fight, in Thomas Hauser's book:

This is just about the greatest tweet I've ever read:

Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

Fist of Legend might change your mind.

Not as much of a problem as you might imagine.

I can see why he's a goalkeeper; the guy is clearly a terrible striker.

When asked after the game about the incident, the Turks seemed apologetic. One fan admitted, "It was truly reprehensible behaviour and for that, we are Galata-sorry."

Apparently he drinks like a fish, too.

What does this have to do with Jeter?

To all us eccentrics out there he just felt like one of us.

My Big Fat Greek Webbing

The real importance of Jeter is that he's the last beloved baseball player untainted by steroids or other dumb shit. People both young and old know who he is, and he just so happens to play for baseball's most marketable team. People think Jeter is great because he's a throwback to a bygone era and the survivor of a…

I always love these goal clips with no commentary, just hearing the crowd roars and that sweet sound of rippling net.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the Eric Cantina.

Well said! One grammatical note, however: I would have pluralized the word "family".

I clicked on this link thinking it was about Utah Jazz fans and Tree Rollins. This was much better.

/rant on

Don't forget the equally bad-as-Catwoman Jennifer Garner vehicle Elektra! Or Christian Slater's sister's movie Supergirl! Barb Wire! Ghost World! Red Sonja! Tank Girl! A handful of American comic book movies starring women!