They have music, just not Hendrix's originals.

What's Glove Got To Do With It? She didn't seem like much of a catch to me.

"the overachieving Netherlands" - Going through WC qualifying 13-0-1 means they had to be huge underdogs! I mean, who could imagine a team with the likes of Robben, Van Persie, Sneijder, et al would be any good?

Note the first two words of my original comment.

More Phil Specter, amirite?

He chose…poorly. Which I guess you could say about Phil, too...

Must be hard.

I've played goalie since I was 7, and I totally agree it's a hard save - but one he should make. It looks like he misjudged where he thought the shot would go and moving a touch to the far post, then missing the swerve entirely. I don't doubt it would probably rip by me, but then again I'm not a pro goalie for…

Great shot, terrible goalkeeping.

Tough to boo? This is Philly we're talking about.

1,095 games. So that's what, like a season and a half? But seriously folks, good for him and don't forget to tip your waitress.

It's so bittersweet when a player you hate scores against a team you hate.

"Police said the boy had no pulse when they arrived."

Rex Fucking Grossman.

Buttfumble II: This Time It's Personal

He had 2.5 POUNDS of weed delivered to his house? I'm green with envy… But seriously, how the fuck did he explain himself out of that one?

1. Gerolsteiner.

I started imagining my friends' and family's children and just pictured them getting whipped by a professional football player. Shivers and revulsion. Who the fuck hits a 4 year old? I'm sorry a number of 4 year olds.

All I gotta say is…Jesus that giant hat looks stupid.

Gives a totally new meaning to playing through.