Not a very high BAC for that big a guy to be swaying and failing so many tests. I wonder if he was on anything else at the time.

I love PFT. I love Jazz. So conflicted.

Next thing he'll say is they DID get the tape, but it was missing 18 1/2 minutes.

That's why I work out nekkid.

I'm shocked and horrified that a major sports organization is so craven and full of shit. No more NFL! From now on, I'm only going to watch soccer - there's NO way FIFA could be as bad as these guys!

Ouch. Literally and figuratively.

LeSean McCoy: What's the big deal? I always leave 20 cent.

Yes, she did. Which is why I called her his wife.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

Americans and their silly helmets.

My first thought as well. The first video from out side of the elevator was disgusting enough. The woman is unconscious, and he doesn't seem to give one shit about her, just trying drag her knocked out, immobilized body around like a rag doll.

Actually, he did. Hitler was a vegetarian… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/13/ado…

Ugh. How?

We're gonna need a bigger barbie.

a) Sideline reporting is the biggest waste of money/time/resources in sports TV.

How does being a back up for years behind one of the Premier League's best keepers (Shay Given) mean "baddish" or "saddest"? I'm just scanning wikipedia…Let's see. First player to play in all five divisions. He set a record for clean sheets in a season at Newcastle 5 years ago. Only active player to also have a…

I'm sure you're a heaping pile of hot sauce yourself.

A tie is probably the single most idiotic male fashion item ever devised. It is completely without purpose - honestly, what the hell are ties for? Outside of reasons of aesthetics (I do like the oddball designs of 30s/40s ties), they serve absolutely no function whatsoever. They don't protect you from anything, they…

Why do you need to wear a tie on TV?

What's wrong with baseball? It takes forever for one game to be played, it takes forever for the season to end, it takes forever for the playoffs to finish. And it's boring as hell to me - if you enjoy it, groovy for you.