I don't know what to think about this schmuck. There's something about his personal life that seems so performative and depressing.

That is very cool! I was impressed enough that she wrote the original statement. Knowing she took time to calm down and research and really think through a response...I'm so much more impressed. I need her sitting next to me every time I go off half cocked on someone's FB feed.

When I go to Target I buy my little girl ALL the dinosaur and insect shirts because fuck Dora and the Disney princesses. But I still get her all the unicorn shirts because I'm not a monster.

Ooh, please quit, Jamie Dornan. And then I hope they recast with someone absurd, like Donald Glover or Bryan Cranston. It's pretty much the only way I'd agree to watch any of these movies.

also anna wintour

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Maybe we shouldn't make fun of Guiliana's obvious mental illness...

Let's fight racism with body shaming! Woohoo

She did have breast cancer, chemo and a double mastectomy, and her good friend/mentor/boss died tragically recently - I'm not going to make fun of her weight.

That is a gorgeous mic drop. I wish I had been that eloquent at 18.

I've worked in the entertainment biz in an advisory capacity for various projects and I can tell you some of the NICEST people I've ever encountered: Bono (public persona aside, he is an absolute dote and kind to everyone from the the top down), Andre Benjamin (so hot....so dope....want to have his babies), Peter…

I mean... isn't that a teeeeeeensy bit of a stretch?

Bad things about Steve Carrell: He is not, currently, my best friend.

All right, I hate 50 Shades of grey, and I love pissing off my friends who are fans by reminding them how problematic the whole series is, but come on. That's like blaming alcohol or short skirts. He raped her because he's a rapist who was not brought up well and us taking out his issues on defenseless women.

[don't kill me for taking this out of the greys]

Oh, please. *rolls eyes*

I ENDORSE THIS FRIENDSHIP.

I'm sorry, but, as a woman who has chosen to be child free I have only this to say to you, "Go blow it out your ass. This isn't about you. Don't make it about you."

Thank you! I am sick and tired of women being described as mothers in contexts that have nothing to do with whether they have children or not. "Mother of 2 wins lottery". "Mother stars successful delivery business". "Mommy's night out". I am super into starting an actual thing if you are as committed as I am to bring…

Thank you for not first describing Simpson as a mother, like the Gawker article did.