Dear goddess - THIS. Nearly 50 (48), and you know what? Being older is fabulous for all the inner calm you start to develop about your own headspace. But wtf is it with having to look or be something? that your worth is decreasing, like a sodding used car?

I wouldn't be 24 again for anything. All you 24 year olds, enjoy yourself — it's a lovely time and I had a blast — I just wouldn't go back again.

Pretty fucked up to talk about women—even women you don't like—as merely being things to stick a dick into.

If a child crying for a minute is a sign they should be left home then toddlers should just never appear in public, ever.

Flesh receptacles? As in, vessels to be filled with flesh? That's what you feel comfortable calling these five women?

Azealia is so clearly insecure with herself. And for someone who spends 99% of her time picking fights with people, you'd think she'd have some better insults. Oooh making fun of a woman's age. Sick burn.

Chillax, yo.

This person does not know what they're talking about so using actual facts isn't worth your time.

I feel like Bey's boobs are shading my boobs.

Dude hates Twilight more than most of us do

I LOVE IT, UMA, FOLLOW YOUR HEART, REJECT THE TYRANNY OF MASCARA.

Oh, I love Bruce Springsteen. I just don't love people who say "Gotta love Bruce" while wearing sunglasses. Very important distinction.

"Perhaps most unrealistically, its male protagonist is a 27-year-old man living in Seattle who wears ironed shirts, cleans his room, and has his shit together."

"I think she likes sex already."

Legit question I'm hoping someone with a digital copy can answer. I have seen lists of the repetitive word use in these books, and having read too much of them myself it felt like they were used even more.

Chris Brown canceled a concert because of low ticket sales.

There are days when I wish Christianity wasn't pure mythology just so I could see how righteously pissed Jesus would be if he ever came back and met the modern American Christian. It would make the Cleansing of the Temple look like a dance around the friggin' maypole.

Indeed! Seems a little unfair to literature and art though. I'd have just used words and pictures.

I'm always not quite sure how to feel about that statement. Certainly, autism has been cast as the boogeyman of the anti-vaccine movement. Most people with autism can function and do okay.