Did you miss the part where Smart ran at Embiid? I didn’t see Embiid do anything except set a hard screen with a little bit of extra lean. Maybe the 20th or 30th hardest screen of the game.

This should be a series. Thoughts by a blogger that you would swear came from a middle schooler. This could be part two. The original as always...

Reparations. Jesus, what a non-starter of an issue. That shit is never happening. Get over it.

It would be much better if he just promised a bunch of crap that will never pass senate in 100 years, because the splinter child bloggers know thats how governance really works.

In the future all restaurants are Taco Bell.

Serves him right for stopping off instead of just taking the left toirn!

Yes, but... the ‘fun-size’ Heath bars you can get in bags are the perfect size. 

I thought the most punk thing you could do was gatekeep who gets to be punk.

as someone who was somewhat in that scene at one point in life....there is nothing worse than debating how punk something or someone is

Can Splinter cut it out with the lame hit pieces please?

The whole "Durr Kamala is a cop!" Thing is so fucking dumb. I'm sure she wants to incarcerate people who break the law. You can't be involved in the justice system without behind tangential to policies that have developed over centuries, including discriminatory policies. No one person can turn that ship in a day, and…

Splinter dunking on literally everyone and everything is honestly starting to get tiresome.

“This news is not just bizarre because Dawson is a 10 and Booker is like, a 6, maybe, but because the couple’s politics don’t line up. During the 2016 primary, Dawson endorsed Bernie Sanders, whose positions are significantly to the left of Booker’s.”

I don’t think voting with GOP disqualifies him as he was a congressman from Texas but As I said, he needs to have good answers for at least some of those GOP friendly votes

It stopped everyone that was executed.

Wait afford cards?? Banks give the card for no cost of opening an account...

Amazon wasn’t a grocer at all, and Whole Foods makes up a miniscule portion of the supermarket space. What’s the argument that Amazon acquiring Whole Foods meaningfully reduces competition or is bad for consumers?

If we’re going after monopolies, let’s start with Comcast.

Yeah... no.  Patrick and Hallie were highlighting the difference between consensual sex work and human trafficking.  A distinction that apparently has gone completely over your head.  

Screwdrivers?