Agree on this with one caveat. They have to be cooked crispy. I’ve gotten undercooked soggy rounds before. McDonalds has better consistency here,

Don’t care, Kraft American singles are delicious.

Potato Cakes.

I’ve tried to like these but they just don’t do it for me. I am holding out a lot of hope for cultured (lab-grown) meat. I’m hoping it becomes a viable thing in my lifetime. 

Ok I have never heard the bread in the bottom trick but it might be genius.

Sure, Starbucks can make their cups all white, but it’s all of the sudden a problem when I try to make things whiter.

It’s basically beef jerky of the sea! Even gets caught between your teeth in the same way.

My cat Mui LOVED shredded squid.

My cat Mui LOVED shredded dried squid.

In-N-Out fries suck not because they are fresh cut but because they are fried once. Look at any guide to making good fries and every single one requires the fries to be blanched at a lower temperature (to cook the starch properly) and then fried at a higher temperature for crispness. There are one-fry hacks that start…

If they decide to re-create the Chilito (a.k.a. the chili cheese burrito), I’ll get in my car and drive from Chicago to get one. The greatest post-drinking snack ever on the menu!

Steve Bannon: Flood the zone with shit.

I’ll pretend I watched it and confirm that that is in fact the correct way to handle the situation

So Vought is pushing a bleak “America First/Saving America” agenda... And then this today, from the real world:

Nah.  Get a nice creamy stout, maybe coffee flavored, add a scoop of vanilla ice cream.  

“That blob monster that ate Tasha Yar?”

Jesus fucking Christ, The AV Club - it didn’t eat her - it SMACKED her.

Where are your standards these days, The AV Club? WHERE ARE YOUR STANDARDS?

And it still has all the regular carbs. I’ll just take a seltzer if we’re really going down the 0% abv route. 

is this both the Dessners, or just Aaron. Thought it was just Aaron.
And that must’ve been awkward when Bryce read about it yesterday, or even if Aaron told him earlier.

Well I see why they love him because when most Republicans die they also disintegrate into a pile of goo

A report from the Bureau of Justice Statistics shows that Black people are 5.2 percent more likely to experience threats of use of force than white people.