True. Only anyone who bought an iPhone, iPad, Apple TV, or Mac in the last year, and what is that? Like five people?

Yeah these things taste pretty nasty to me, I figured people just drank them because they’re pretty easy to drink a lot of, and if they’re cold they pretty much just taste like water with a weird aftertaste.

make TWO oblong patties for a sausage buns on a breakfast sandwich. bread is one of the worst things in the world, after all.

Without spoiling, I would say that is INACCURATE.

I’d gone with The Mason Chicks. 

I have zero desire for any car where I have to fuck around with putting physical keys in locks. I have my Luddite tendencies when it comes to cars, but keys are very much not one of them. I have touch code locks on my HOUSES too. Physical keys are relics of bygone days.

How the sex scene with Lupe ended was one of the most genuinely funny moments on TV this year.

It’s the Ship of Theseus, except the ship is Journey and the mystery is why anybody cares.

This is great news. Now that he’s on a platform I don’t subscribe to, I never have to accidentally listen to him!

Am I the dumbest person in America for never putting that together?  I mean seriously, how did I never say “Beaver Cleaver” out loud?

Yes, yes, Obama was relentlessly surface level. When GDP was in decline and the unemployment rate was over 10%, turning the economy around and bringing unemployment under 5% was surface level stuff.

It's turned into sports, where in spite of not knowing anything about the guy you shout at the pitcher for the other team about how he's a belly itcher.

The more we mock them, the angrier they get, and the more they do dumb shit like this, and then we mock them for that, and on and on it’s gone for decades. This is supposed to be their big moment in the sun, their middle finger to everyone who looked down on them, and while they’ve had moments of that, it’s clear…

She is so good as Dex in Stumptown.

Does it matter? No. Do I want to know? Yes.

Throat stabbing would kill him in a matter of minutes. With COVID, he at least suffers several days before his end. Miller deserves a slow, lingering, painful exit. And it would just be poetic justice for it to be something that originated in another country that does it.

Clucking on the Internet over a person whose every living day subjects others to pain, misery and death is really gross.

Wow, just very recently, a friend on social media said, “Showing ‘Just one of the Guys’ to my wife for the first time. SO problematic!”

Lea the mother would get a brief chuckle. Crispen the father might start wondering if Marty was his kid, and whether Lea the wife had a brief affair with Calvin 17 years prior.

Oh fuck off, Barsanti.