Orange County and especially Anaheim are absolute dog shit.

The question you have to ask about this sort of public altercation is if that dude felt comfortable enough to wrestle his phone away from his wife physically IN PUBLIC, in full view of other people, what the fuck does he do in private?

I didnt see you blasting your jeans with sympathy when all my hair fell out after I ran over one of them.

In 5 years, Harper will be a year younger than Pujols was when he signed with the Angels.

Two incorrect uses of “to” is too much.

No jokes here, they should have thrown that fucking little shit and his dad out of the stadium and barred them from re-entry. What an entitled little mutant. Fuck that kid.

Better yet, don’t use a debit card to pay for anything ever, if you can avoid it. But most importantly, not anything bigger than a “small bills” purchase.

Apparently they knew something about Bob Kraft’s involvement.

Right?! Jeez. Billy is just trying to talk a Catholic girl into sleeping with him against the wishes of her mother.

NOW he’s ready to join the Knicks!

“Who’s the first of her name!? Who’s the first of her name?!” (Skritches follow.)

It’s not his fault being the biggest and the strongest.  He doesn’t even exercise.

Counterpoint: All of DC sucks and there are no good choices.

She knows he’d get destroyed by Trump. All Republicans know it, that’s why they hype him.

Why “weirdly”? She’s a right wing nutter and knows that Sanders will be drawing votes away from the Democratic nominee again like he did to Hillary (which is why he ran then and is running now).

This statement could only be correct if everything about Cobie Smulders was not perfect, but it is, so you are wrong.

Yay!

take all the stars and i’ll take your cars/wheel analogy and use it ad infinitum. bless you, sir

I want that movie.

That’s a terrible take and just enables the argument that only men should coach men’s teams.