Never play cards against somebody named after a city. 

I always remember the old Merrie Melodies cartoon where it was just a bunch of fish that were caricatures of 1930's movie stars. Eight-year-old me was all “what the hell is this?”

Basically, all Bugs Bunny classical music shorts. To this day, I still refuse to believe that there is not a Wagner opera where a short viking guy sings, “Kill the Wabbit!”; or that the Barber of Seville does not feature the lyrics:  “Why look so perplexed, why must you be vexed, can’t you see you’re next?  Yes,…

Blackface? Steve King is so racist he won’t even say the word “black.” It’s white and anti-white.

Cop: “You have the right to be tried by a jury of peers.”

“KEEP AMERICA GREAT” means America is already great which means we don’t need a wall.  QED.

We cannot forget his masterpiece

Oh, man. This is a good reminder though that Trump really fucking sucks.

you are a pointless human being and your death will go unmourned

The Time is not something I acknowledge. It’s Morris Day’s solo work or nothing.

The problem is that they give in to Trump’s demands he knows that he can do this whenever he wants something passed.

Should we also get into the rampant Amphetamine use that went on for decades of day games after night games?

Easy. They're racist.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT. My sister used to torture me with that song. Holy shit what’s wrong with the world. Muuuuch beeetteeer.

7% was acceptable not that long ago.

I had that friend once.

I am really surprised by the number of comments on the video like, “Whoa, Mysterio is a good guy now?” or “I guess Mysterio actually has magic powers or something?” Did everyone forget what Mysterio’s whole deal was?

“I know shit’s bad right now. With all that starving bullshit. And the dust storms. And we’re running out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.”

Fuck me, I guess he was eating.

This asshole really just wanted an excuse to have as many burgers as he could without it seeming weird.