Nobody cares about the cowboys I hope they’re coached by Jason Garret forever. Fuck ‘em. 

You know what? It’s ok. The better team won.

Running the ball to eat clock, then quickly snapping before the 2 minute warning is something Andy Reid would be proud of.

Trump dominates the news coverage and comedians make fun of what’s in the news. 

“Everything In Its Right Place” duh DOY

Pizza Margherita tells you everything you need to know about the restaurant. The quality of the cheese, the flavour of the sauce, the consistency of the base; and whether it’s cooked properly or not (for me, this would mean in a wood fired stone oven).

Not the first time an Oakland player has had to deal with a bunch of shit because of rainwater.

When you need to get down to the semantics of whose custody the dead kids were actually in, you may be on the wrong side of history Homan, you fucking sociopath.

Actually, he is the absolute WORST because [checks notes] he failed to single-handedly fix decades of accumulated problems with the world’s largest, oldest and most complex subway system while somehow not disrupting service in any way!

Chuck/Nancy gave Sarah Huckalie Sanders nothing to riff on Wednesday morning. She will have to rely on fawns from Faux news.

It’s almost as if the guy who gave city workers a $15 minimum wage, required employers to provide sick leave, expanded pre-K and afterschool programs, held rent in check, went after the cops after Eric Garner, got paid parental leave for NYC teachers, got free lunch in NYC schools, and increased funding for the…

You know who I just noticed looked HAGGARD yesterday?

CNN doesn’t have bylines on their front page, so at least once a week, I fall for one of Cillizza’s clickbait headlines and then immediately fly into an incoherent rage when I discover the article was written by him. The man CONSISTENTLY puts out the absolute dumbest, most unflinchingly puerile takes on the entire…

Drug testing 90 year-olds is the absolute fucking apex of our shitty puritanical society.

Yes. I can tell you from firsthand experience that even the nicest sounding things, when overprocessed via foodservice, become relatively terrible, even when that isn’t the intent.

I think Bibby replaced him, but don’t forget Jason Williams. Had some incidents, but I imagine any talks about Jason Williams’ problems usually pivot right to talks about Jayson Williams’ problems

#JusticeForMailRobot

The guy to the right yanking off his hat and considering jumping to the field to commit murder. 

I didn’t see 70% marginal tax rates on Bernie’s platform, but the difference is in the politician, not the platform.