Well, for starters the seltzers are not overly sweet like Zima or even hard ciders. Secondly, they basically taste like regular flavored seltzer. In the summer months when I’m thirst for something bubbly I’d just open the fridge and grab whatever wasn’t buried in the back, a regular seltzer or a hard seltzer.

I mean, I have both White Claw AND Zima in my fridge right at this moment...

I never really cared about flatware because I’d basically just been given all the forks and spoons i have by other people - parents old sets, roommates, etc. Only recently when I decided to be an adult and start buying matching full sets did I realize how much i actually cared about this stuff. I’d look at a fork and…

I think the extra dryness of the Hydrox cookie actually served the Blizzard well. Just soaked up more ice cream.

Wasn’t there also like a gummy bear/worm version? That always seemed like a terrible idea, since the gummies basically harden.

“When Dairy Queen introduced the Blizzard in 1985,”

Well that looks like a pretty doughy base crust, even by Pizza Hut standards.

As a fan of certain frozen pizzas that don’t actually have a lot of flavor but have a weirdly pleasing texture (TOTINOS), I’d long-ago taken to dressing them up, usually with whatever’s semi-pizza appropriate in my fridge (usually American cheese don’t judge). And very often the other topping is Ikea meat balls.…

This has been my wife’s go-to quick desert for years. Was kind of dubious at first when given the ingredient rundown, but it is a pretty solid quick desert, esp while still warm. Actually, cold out of the fridge is pretty good too. And she usually uses mangoes, which seems odd but actually really works well.

It never made sense to me to have a guy whose whole deal is lurking in the shadows, striking fear into the hearts of criminals and disappearing into the night... to drive the biggest, most ostentatious car you could possibly fit onto a city street.

Yeah, I’ve been alternating between the two. The broccoli rice is almost like the brown rice counterpart to cauliflower’s white rice. A little more texture and firmness. Still not as satisfying as real rice, but that’s the price you pay i guess.

My level of admiration for this longest-ever-charcuterie board rest not on the length of their board but by the content of their charcuterie. Like, if they’re gonna fill it with boiled ham slices and cheddar cubes, just fuck right off. Now, if it’s this delicious looking capicola or a bresaola... now we’re talkin.

Yeah, I’ve been trying to cut out/down bread and rice, which are my two favorite things to eat ever... So I have been eating a shit-ton of cauliflower products over the past half year, and all I can say is, what a time to be alive. It sucks and it’ll never be as good as, say, real rice, but cauliflower rice is…

Over the past few years, I have to say, almost every cauliflower thing I’ve taste tested has been decent to very good to occasionally outright delicious. Except for cauliflower pizza, which is and will forever remain a monstrosity.

Are there no hashbrowns though? The McDonalds potato-cake version and the Burger King mini-versions are usually my favorite breakfast items (other than the mcdonalds burrito). Seems like an easy recipe to nail for a new breakfast menu. Certainly more desirable than a freaking oatmeal bar. Who decided they want fast…

Sorry, I would’ve given you a star much sooner but it took me forever to get here...

Maybe it’s the NYC Wendys that you’ve been going to that are the problem (strike that, they’re DEFINITELY the problem) but for the most part I’ve always had decent to good food experiences from Wendy’s. the bacon jr cheeseburger is just about the best you can get from a big-three burger chain, and while their nuggets…

I’m gettin a bit of a Lodge 49 whiff here. That show always looked interesting to me but i resisted the urge to watch it during the first season because I was pretty sure it was going to get cancelled. When it got picked up for S2 I decided it was finally safe to watch and get invested, and I loved it. And then...…

I remember finding out his age like 10 years ago and thinking HOLY SHIT this guy is in his 80s? Had no idea.

Flav just needs to talk to Bernie and realize that they both think 911 is a joke...